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Don't do drugs. Just laugh at all the crazy things that can happen and the punny and trippy jokes they lead to. From a distance is best.
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40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (October 11, 2025)
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Mom leaves 9-year-old daughter's friend at school despite promising her dad she'd take her home, dad refuses to drive the daughter anywhere ever again: ‘She had to walk home while it was pouring rain’
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Mom of 4-month-old leaves home for an hour, husband sends her voice note of the baby crying: 'I thought you would text me if something was wrong'
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‘I’m not the baby’s parent. I have my own goals and life to focus on’: College student refuses 20-year-old new mom Maya, who expects her to put her life on hold and babysit he newborn constantly because they’re best friends
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Stay-at-home dad refuses to homeschool his 6-year-old daughter because she's failing 1st grade math, despite his wife's insistence: 'I want her to have a “normal” childhood'
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