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Don't do drugs. Just laugh at all the crazy things that can happen and the punny and trippy jokes they lead to. From a distance is best.

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45 'Never Again' Vows Ranging From Silly To Very Serious

We've all got our fair share of "never again" moments. Some might be related to debauchery, for example, swearing off tequila after an unfortunate binge-drinking episode back in college. Some may involve moments of staggering stupidity. Other "never agains" might be a little more serious, like refusing to work in a restaurant or in retail. This r/AskReddit thread covers all of those bases and more, with plenty of "facepalm" moments to keep things light. 

People on Reddit share their "Never Again" moments, marriage, dating ,drinking, drugs, silly stories, funny stories, animals, dog walking, poop | one thing made say never fucking again And why? | Feltch_McAvity 8h 314 Awards Attempting catch my dogs shit bag rather than picking up ground. Seemed like good idea. Dog sharted up my arm. Had long walk back home through my neighborhood covered shit. Never again.
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23 Dank & Self-Deprecating 'My Parents At Age 29' Memes

Ever take a step back from your life and wonder if you're just doing it wrong? It's easy to feel that way when you compare yourself to your parents. Many of us deal with these feelings, especially if we've surpassed the age at which our creators decided they were ready to bring life into this godforsaken world. A new Wojak comic meme completely excels at utilizing this theme, and the results are our favorite kind of self-deprecating humor. The meme basically compares what our parents were doing (making commitments, investing in the future) with what we're doing at that age. The punchline is that in 2020, we're doing shit that's way less mature. You know, making mistakes like eating pills of the ground or infantilizing ourselves with phrases like "I'm baby." While some of these memes hit home pretty hard, a couple of them are great reminders that progress is possible. It's also important to remembe that the world was a different place when our parents were our age. It's always better to focus on one's self and the possibilities we do have. 

Funny Wojak comic memes, my parents at age 29, dank memes, self-deprecating memes, immaturity, irresponsible | Trad girl and Yes Chad My parents at age 27 having baby yes at age 27 im baby lol | My parents at age 29 Let's have baby Yes at age 29 going eat this pill found on ground
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Oregon's Decriminalization Of Drugs Brings The Spicy Memes

Congratulations on surviving the first two days of election madness. It's been a whirlwind of pain and anxious map refreshing, and while we won't know who our next president might be until 2021, there have been some very interesting developments in Oregon. The news broke yesterday that the state voted to become the first to decriminalize the possession of all drugs. It's a move that's causing recreational drug users to celebrate, and conservative folks to clutch their pearls. 

While the hubbub isn't exactly warranted (the move is intended to make it easier to focus on drug recovery rather than prosecution), it has led to a whole lot of excellent memes on Twitter and Reddit. Whatever your stance on drugs, we're hoping the memes can help distract from the constant chatter about Joe Biden and Donald Trump. Lord knows the whole world needs a Xanax right now. 

Funny memes about Oregon decriminalizing the possession of all drugs, dank memes, spicy memes, funny tweets, election, joe biden, donald trump, hunter biden, drug laws, drug recovery | abasedpoliticalmemes Nobody: Oregon: Squidward in front of a colorful trippy background and mushrooms | Hunter Biden driving to Oregon Chad driver muscular veiny hand gripping a steering wheel
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Dank Memers Pit Google Against Bing In These Amusing And Fresh Memes

The r/dankmemes subreddit moves through meme formats so quickly it's hard to keep track of them, but we've managed to stay on top just enough to catch this incredibly amusing meme while it's hot. Memers on the subreddit have taken to comparing search results on Google with those of Bing - and the latter, as usual, is kind of getting abused by netizens. In these dank memes, Google is portrayed as a provider of wholesome and conservative search results, while Bing offers up deranged and highly foolish answers to our wildest questions. While they are pretty simple, the memes don't disappoint. But they might if you follow Bing's advice.

Funny dank memes pitting Google search against bing
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Twenty-Nine Random Memes That Just Feel Right

For many of us, today is a holiday that's centered around NOT working. So you really have zero reasons to feel guilty about relaxing and enjoying these memes. Bonus? There's tons of quality Spongebob content in here. You're welcome. 

Funny random memes, spongebob memes, dank memes, silly memes, funny memes.
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Entertaining Memes & Tweets For The Perpetually Bored (30 Images)

Sundays are weird. On one hand, you want to make the most of your last day of weekend freedom. On the other hand, you don't want to exert yourself so much that Monday sucks more than it inevitably will. The key to making the most of "the lord's day" is doing something that makes you happy but requires little to no energy. Memes are a great way to toe that line between fun and laziness, and we're serving up an extra large batch of them bad boys for your viewing pleasure. 

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It may only be Monday, but this video of the famously drug-addled Adolf Hitler might be the wildest piece of history we see this week. The footage features the Nazi leader rocking back and forth looking very agitated, and very much under the influence of uppers. Wonder what his "jitters" looked like towards the end.


h/t Ebaum's World

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42 Mediocre Memes That Were Made For Mindless Scrolling

If Goldilocks were looking for an assortment of memes to fit her taste, she'd definitely approve of these. These memes are not too niche, they're not too relatable. They're not too smart, and they're not too dumb. These memes? They're just right.

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