Elizabeth Banks' Cocaine Bear is due to be released tomorrow, February 24th, but has already blessed the screens of a limited number of theaters around the country. The aptly titled film chronicles the journey of a 500-pound black bear who consumes an enormous amount of cocaine and causes drug-fueled mayhem around Georgia. While the premise seems a bit ridiculous, the movie, as of publishing, boasts an impressive 100% score on Rotten Tomatoes , a feat that seems unbelievable when considering th…

Drugstore woes

The local news : one of my favorite sources of misinformation. For the past 10 years (and honestly, probably even longer than that), every local news station in the country has recycled the same tired warnings about drugs or razor blades being snuck into their children's Halloween candy. They broadcast images of colorful candy-like substances and tell parents to watch out, as drug dealers are dead set on secretly imbuing these devilish substances into the bodies of innocents. Of course, this is…

Keeping clean

Happy 4/20, fellow potheads and weed freaks. Ready to blast off with some jazz cabbage or what? Actually, I gotta be honest with you. I'm not much of a stoner. In fact, I've don't even smoke weed anymore. The only THC I consume is from extremely low-dose gummies from a legal dispensary, and one box-full lasts me about five months. Sixteen-year-old me would probably be ashamed. How did I ever smoke an entire tightly-packed bowl of weed to myself without having a nervous breakdown? It is a myster…

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