Not everybody should drive

She's an adult who needs to figure it out

Get in, loser. We're going on a road trip.

You're not an Uber

Don't date and drive, kids.

Honk if you love getting angry on the road!

People change their numbers, it happens all the time. Sometimes, friends, colleagues, and even companies who were in contact with these people — don't get the memo. I have that kind of number, and it results in me getting a bunch of calls throughout the year at odd hours, and people always ask for the same person… Rachel. Who is Rachel? No idea, but at this point, I hate her. The person in this story got back at some kids who were, it seemed, deliberately calling their number even though the pe…

Bring back manual driving

to all the designated drivers: we thank you for your service

definitely shopping

Just take the trains

The cord on the bus goes "yank yank yank"

He was insistent

"I thought about getting custom plates"

Ingenious

Nobody likes getting wrongfully accused, but everyone likes a dash of petty revenge