I stand in solidarity with the wine mom community . During the pandemic, I was close to becoming one myself. From January to April of 2021, I would go to my local corner store every Friday and buy a bottle of strawberry-flavored Barefoot wine. If that sounds like trashy college kid wine, you would be 100% correct. At the time, I thought buying screw-cap wine was so mature as opposed to one of those giant cans of peach-flavored Mikes Hard Lemonades. I usually wouldn't consume the whole bottle in…

Time travel media often portrays every choice you make as intrinsically connected to how your future life will go down. Every day, you make a million little choices, and if you don't make one in a particular way, your future self is irrevocably changed. I feel like this is true for very few minor choices you could make, like the first time you hang out with your future best friend or the time you decide not to jaywalk and save yourself from becoming the victim of vehicular manslaughter. I doubt…

Very fancy

I love eating and drinking

Inside me there are two wolves: one that only gets drunk on the weekend and one that only gets drunk on weekdays. Before you go calling me an alcoholic, don't worry—I stole that from a meme. If you chuckled because you, too, have an unquenchable thirst for the sauce, then you're in luck because we've got a whole flight of boozy memes to pregame with before cracking open a cold one with the boys. Enjoy, and drink responsibly.

It's 5 o'clock somewhere

Have at 'em.