Because you'll never be as good as he is.
... and I appreciate the effort... but how about you leave the puncrafting to the professionals next time, alright? - Matty Malaprop
Looks like these guys and gals are gonna need to lay pilaf the booze for a while after tonight... - Matty Malaprop
2 pairs of 3 parallel lines, and then the MAGIC HAPPENS.
Or rather I'd be filing it as "WTF?" If I weren't laughing too hard to do any filing at all. Oh ridiculous doodle-ish comics, you endlessly amuse me. - Matty Malaprop
aaaaawwwww yeeeeaaaah.