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By Unknown
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I know life feels so hard right now, but I promise it'll get better! You'll persevere and then everyone will know will be green with envy over your accomplishments! - Matty Malaprop

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By kitalda
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DON'T it tastes awful. I know because of my learnings...

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By Jenny (Via Chasing Fabrics)
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The text says: "Some people might think you're cookie / donut listen." What I want to know is WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A RANSOM MESSAGE IS THAT?? - Matty Malaprop

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By Ashley :3
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Yo dawg, I heard you like needless hyper-literal disobedience... - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Ugh, this pun is a total snooze if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Apologies for what must logically follow... #Obligatory - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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... but what about slightly skeptical ones? Are those okay to click? - Matty Malaprop

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I hate to break it to you, Mr. Doodle-Guy, but you probably brought those bedroom eyes upon yourself. There are steps you can take to prevent such things, you know... - Matty Malaprop

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By AWizardOnTheMoon
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I don't even know what to say about this, punmasters. I don't even. - Matty Malaprop

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Well, when you two deciduous to stop being so selfish, then maybe you'll realize how much you both knead each other in your lives. - Matty Malaprop

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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop