donkey kong

As Mother's day comes to an end, we want to show some appreciate for the OK Bye Mom meme format. Because who doesn't/didn't leap at the opportunity to do weird shit as soon as mom left the house?

If there's one thing that was prominent during the emergence of late 90's 3D platforming it was battling crappy third person cameras. If there were two things that were prominent during the emergence of late 90's 3D it was battling crappy third person cameras and mindlessly hunting after an endless onslaught of collectibles that developers threw at you. 

These days if you told me that I had to collect 976 coins in order to 100% complete one of my favorite platformers there's one thing I'd tell you:

"That's not happening."

However, if I was to tell you two things it would be: 

"That's not happening." 

Closely followed by: 

"That's not even accurate. Now you need to collect 977 coins in order to 100% complete one of my favorite platformers from the late 90's." 

Then I'd go back to playing whatever game it is that I'm currently playing and ignoring every collectible and achievement in. Yes, for a gamer that's blasphemous. I'm a little ashamed of myself for even admitting one of my deepest secrets but ain't nobody got time for that anymore. Gone are the days of being 8 years old mindlessly collecting things and somehow having fun with it.

Anyways, rambling aside, I would say that second thing to you because now it's the truth.

After 17 years a speed runner has found a new rainbow coin in Donkey Kong 64 hidden in a patch of grass in Fungi Forest, and that's just insane to me. So now there are no longer 976 coins in the game, now there are 977.