Every day you consume things. Unless you are sitting in a dark room with no technology because you're recovering from a concussion or you're a deeply neglected child (and if you're either of those things, I'm terribly sorry), you consume stuff with your eyes and other less important senses every day. You see buses, Comedy Central sitcoms that got canceled after three seasons, and God . Just kidding about that last one, unless you're highly advanced, or you're that person suffering from that con…

Plus: a Twitch streamer does something deeply embarrassing again.

Oh, happy day! It's time to pass some merry memes around the fireplace with Ma and Pa . Not to engage in toxic positivity, but how on earth could I be sad when I've got a gorgeous selection of humorous lined up for me ripe for the picking. Reading memes together as a family is what I'll remember far more than reading Charles Dickens or watching a “movie” together. Memes will make you laugh, and won't make you cry. They are so shallow and surface level that they won't inspire any emotions too co…

One of the greatest movies of the 20th century is about a man who magically turns into a dog. I'm not talking about The Shaggy Dog or its remake starring Tim Allen. No, I'm referring to the greatest hidden gem Disney+ has to offer, The Shaggy D.A. As the title so cleverly suggests, it is a movie about a man who is running for District Attorney and can't stop turning into a big white fluffy dog . The best part of this movie is its action sequences. If you haven't seen the viral clip where a man…

The meme population is rapidly growing every day. For every meme that dies, at least three are born. These bite-sized forms of entertainment are way easier and cheaper to make than babies. Much like an infant fish, you really don't have to take care of them once you kick them out of the nest. It is estimated that humans will go extinct before memes do. As our birth rates decline, the memes keep marching on. With so many memes frolicking through this world, it's difficult to decide which ones yo…

Wow. Such meme. Much funny.

Memes shall inherit the Earth

Never enough doge.