We don't deserve dogs! ); They are way too wholesome and good for us, and we are undeserving of their unwavering loyalty and love. Try getting a cat to save you from danger. The cat will gtfo of there before you have a clue what's going on. A dog is man's best way to be a cliche. Try going to a park to pick up a girl with the "brilliant idea" of bringing your dog/your friend's dog. Only to find 50 other guys had the same ideas. Your dogs are going to be THRILLED and have a blast, but you're going back to the drawing board for dating gimmicks.
Want to cleanse your soul of impurities to go along with that juice clense? These saintly puppers will definitely be a great combination. Or maybe, test how much you really love your pet with these memes only dog lovers could truly appreciate.