Snake is not bad.

I am just like you: I can't get through a meal without some entertainment helping me along. Sure, sometimes I eat dinner with other people, and sometimes I scarf down my meals so quickly I can't even watch a TikTok before finishing them, but when I'm alone and taking my time, I need to be distracted by something. When I'm feeling wild, I will try to eat a meal over the course of an entire episode of Frasier. Anyone who has eaten with me knows that I scarf down food like a vacuum cleaner, so spe…

Just a bunch of good boys

Poor guy

They're labardorable

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Cat imitates art

Happy Thursday, pooch proponents and dog devotees! Once again, it's that time of the week when we share the highest quality canine comedy content that we've managed to find this time around. Let's talk dogs! Believe it or not, there's a long list of responsibilities that come along with owning a dog . I don't mean that it's not worthwhile to have one as a pet. If you love dogs and you're capable of taking care of them, by all means, get yourself a rescue poppy. It's just important that you unde…

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RIP legend

Dogs are incredibly intelligent creatures. Much more than most of us give them credit for. Sure, not every canine is the sharpest tool in the shed, but there aren't many other animals that have the tactical capacity to emotionally manipulate us to such extremes. A bearded dragon doesn't have the ability to stare at you with such specificity that you're forced to pay attention to it. There's a reason the phrase “puppy dog eyes” exists. Dogs are adorable, they're lovable, and they know that for a…

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Dog lovers unite

Becoming the proud owner of a dog can be an incredible experience. It can also be one of the most frustrating. The day you take in a puppy is great. You get to name the dog, play with it, and it still has that new puppy appeal. Give it maybe five days and you'll understand why people train dogs as a profession. It's not easy. Proper potty training is a disgusting process, your puppy will refuse to leave you alone, and the sheer amount of energy that a puppy has is astonishingly high. The thing…

The worst thing about animals is that they can't talk . I know there have been a couple of scientifically studied gorillas and dogs on TikTok who can say words, but that's not the same thing as talking. Humans are the only species that can speak in a grammatically coherent way, and that's a darn shame. I've had several dogs I wish I could talk to because they probably have crazy life stories. My first dog, Toby, had an extremely traumatic life before we got him. When the dog rescue found him, h…