Brb scrubbing the baseboards

Job hunting just got worse

This type of humor expired in the 70s

Just oil it up again

There's nothing worse than a slimy boss who thinks they're a good person because they pay a little more than minimum wage . Of course, some dirty bosses only pay minimum wage, but at least those people can't rub it in your face that they're allegedly good people; at least they feel a little bit of shame. Working a service job is awful, not only because the pay is usually terrible but because you're constantly being surveilled by your "superiors." Anything you do can and will be used against you…

I didn’t even know this was an option

Who knew!?