Someone cooked here

Measure once cut twice

You literally had one job

I saw the sign

It doesn't have to be this way

This is your sign

Oopsie

High art

Brb pushing a pull door

brb, going to order a pair of sandals for my pet goose

"That makes money, right?"

Ever since I was in high school, I've been obsessed with weird signs. My school had countless weird posters on the wall that were intended to motivate us, but all we did was make fun of them. The most iconic of them read this: 30 years from now, it won’t matter what shoes you wore, how your hair looked, or the jeans you bought. What will matter is what you learned and how you used it.

Ring ring

Style over substance

SMH

Companies that aren't afraid to stoop real low