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Happy hump day, y'all! As a reward for making it all the way to Wednesday, we've put together this fine assortment of memes and tweets to help make your life feel a little less pathetic. You're welcome!

There's something of an art to the perfect tweet. Whether it's a painstakingly and perfectly worded gem from weird twitter, or a 10 word relatable tidbit, chances are the tweeter has some kind of skill. We've rounded up this mix of bizarro comedy and #itme content to keep you from losing your sh*t, whether you're at work or just sitting on the toilet.

After a particularly harrowing breakup, complete with bedridden depression and eyes so red from crying you should be drug-tested, people will try to comfort you by saying things like "I'm so sorry" and "Time heals all wounds." These people are absolute suckers. They should know that the only way to get over a breakup is by getting even a la Carrie Underwood or by indulging in a crap load of spiteful,sassy memes about the people who have so cruelly wasted our time. 

These tweets may not be of the highest quality but they'll definitely help keep you entertained until you find another dumb article to click on. If you're not sure where to find content that can help your brain rot, try some of our other tweet dumps here. We do it all for you. 

Hey! Remember that free trial you signed up for when you wanted to watch that dumb show? Remember when the internet was sucking and you turned wifi off on your phone? Well it's time to cancel that sh*t and reconnect to wifi so you're not using that data. These little things we forget are exactly what Twitter users are trying to remind us of in this trending Twitter meme format. Some of these are pretty legitimate tips, and others...well, they're just a little bonkers. 

Relationships and marriages certainly have their ups and downs. Along with the intimacy and friendship come stupid fights and a lot of sass. There's also some hilarious inside jokes and those stereotypes we all pretend aren't true. These tweets definitely paint a pretty accurate picture of the glamour.

Break yourself free from the weighty leaden chains of responsibility with this healthy assortment of hilarious tweets. May we all one day be witty enough to think up some of this relatable and comedic gold.

It never ceases to amaze us how people can fit big nuggets of truth into a 280 character box. If there's a TEDtalk on how totweetgood, please send it our way. 

These 280 character tidbits are funny, relatable, and sometimes pretty damn embarrassing!

These tweets are proof that 280 characters can go a long, long way.

These tweets just scream "It me." Whether you're desperately single, or just struggling to get through the daily struggles of life, there's probably a tweet in here for you. 280 characters never triggered us so hard.

For many of us, the holidays are filled with dread and anxiety. These tweets may help you get through by providing some seriously welcome distraction.

Bask in the glory that is memes!