There's something of an art to the perfect tweet. Whether it's a painstakingly and perfectly worded gem from weird twitter, or a 10 word relatable tidbit, chances are the tweeter has some kind of skill. We've rounded up this mix of bizarro comedy and #itme content to keep you from losing your sh*t, whether you're at work or just sitting on the toilet.
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Dating, especially in the age of the internet and hookup apps, can lead to some seriously entertaining stories. Meeting up with someone from Tinder or Bumble involves a whole lot of unknowns. You're really taking a risk that you'll have a bad time, a weird time, or in the worst case scenario, a dangerous time. Twitter user @postgrad_barty started an entire thread of these kinds of experiences on Saturday - and the stories are nothing short of a wild ride. They might even make your dating life seem normal.
We're against ageism here at Memebase, and that doesn't just apply to people. It also applies to animal adoption. And memes. Have you ever thought about the memes you traded with friends a couple years ago? The memes that made you chuckle through your hand at work? They still deserve some love, and we're here to show them some appreciation.
Every now and then we have a day where we just want to give the middle finger to the world. Work? Screw it. Chores? No thanks. Emails? Forget about it! This gallery ofmemes and amusing tweets is the perfect way to stick it to the man and say f*ck that time is money mentality. Sometimes, time is just meant to be enjoyed, y'all.
For some reason it's become incredibly clear that people on Twitter just LOVE to tweet about skinny dudes. We've got the "skinny dudes" Twitter meme that starts out complimentary and then calls them out for doing stuff like blowing out of the car like plastic bag. Then there are the tweets in absolute praise of skinny dudes. Most of them have to do with being well-endowed. We're not going to speak to that, but the number of people talking about their impressive size is astounding. Whether you love 'em or feel ambivalent about 'em, we're willing to bet that these tweets will entertain.
What can a person accomplish in 280 characters? A lot, actually. From political rants to pseudo-inspirational bullshit, people on Twitter try their best to get their point across in very few words. Our favorite tweets, though, are the ones that showcase wit, wisdom, and a dark sense of humor with maximum brevity.
Reading sucks, but it's supposedly good for your brain. Realistically, we cannot be trusted to crack open a book and finish it, ever. Short internet articles are a little more reasonable, as are Instagram captions. And tweets. If you put all of these funny tweets together it's kind of like you read a book. At least that's what we're telling ourselves.
Happy Monday, y'all! We've put together this mildly amusing gallery of moderately fresh tweets to help you get though the longest day of the week. If these tweets don't help you numb the pain, please take care of yourself by scrolling through this big batch of memes. You deserve it.
All hail Twitter, the absolute mecca of relatable content. Looking for singles memes because you've been alone for what feels like ages? There are thousands of people complaining about the same thing. Overworked? You know there are tons of people moaning about their irritating bosses. Whatever ails you, you can bet that someone has composed a funny tweet about it. These tweets and memes are proof.
After a particularly harrowing breakup, complete with bedridden depression and eyes so red from crying you should be drug-tested, people will try to comfort you by saying things like "I'm so sorry" and "Time heals all wounds." These people are absolute suckers. They should know that the only way to get over a breakup is by getting even a la Carrie Underwood or by indulging in a crap load of spiteful,sassy memes about the people who have so cruelly wasted our time.
These tweets may not be of the highest quality but they'll definitely help keep you entertained until you find another dumb article to click on. If you're not sure where to find content that can help your brain rot, try some of our other tweet dumps here. We do it all for you.
Hey! Remember that free trial you signed up for when you wanted to watch that dumb show? Remember when the internet was sucking and you turned wifi off on your phone? Well it's time to cancel that sh*t and reconnect to wifi so you're not using that data. These little things we forget are exactly what Twitter users are trying to remind us of in this trendingTwitter meme format. Some of these are pretty legitimate tips, and others...well, they're just a little bonkers.
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