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There's something of an art to the perfect tweet. Whether it's a painstakingly and perfectly worded gem from weird twitter, or a 10 word relatable tidbit, chances are the tweeter has some kind of skill. We've rounded up this mix of bizarro comedy and #itme content to keep you from losing your sh*t, whether you're at work or just sitting on the toilet.

Whether you're single and trying to manage the "dating thing" while in quarantine, or you've got a ball and chain, these memes will remind you of the absolute joys of looking for love. It can be a pain in the ass in either situation, but at least you know you're not alone in the struggle.

What if we told you that you could enjoy fresh amusement from Twitter without seeing all the crazies and wannabe politicians doing their thing? That's what our Twitter galleries are all about. We put together these short and sweet gems so you can avoid the minefield that is social media. There's something here for everyone, whether you're looking for memes or simple one-liners. Happy scrolling!

Happy hump day, y'all! As a reward for making it all the way to Wednesday, we've put together this fine assortment of memes and tweets to help make your life feel a little less pathetic. You're welcome!

Relationships and marriages certainly have their ups and downs. Along with the intimacy and friendship come stupid fights and a lot of sass. There's also some hilarious inside jokes and those stereotypes we all pretend aren't true. These tweets definitely paint a pretty accurate picture of the glamour.

Dating, especially in the age of the internet and hookup apps, can lead to some seriously entertaining stories. Meeting up with someone from Tinder or Bumble involves a whole lot of unknowns. You're really taking a risk that you'll have a bad time, a weird time, or in the worst case scenario, a dangerous time. Twitter user @postgrad_barty started an entire thread of these kinds of experiences on Saturday - and the stories are nothing short of a wild ride. They might even make your dating life seem normal.

We're against ageism here at Memebase, and that doesn't just apply to people. It also applies to animal adoption. And memes. Have you ever thought about the memes you traded with friends a couple years ago? The memes that made you chuckle through your hand at work? They still deserve some love, and we're here to show them some appreciation. 

Every now and then we have a day where we just want to give the middle finger to the world. Work? Screw it. Chores? No thanks. Emails? Forget about it! This gallery ofmemes and amusing tweets is the perfect  way to stick it to the man and say f*ck that time is money mentality. Sometimes, time is just meant to be enjoyed, y'all.

For some reason it's become incredibly clear that people on Twitter just LOVE to tweet about skinny dudes. We've got the "skinny dudes" Twitter meme that starts out complimentary and then calls them out for  doing stuff like blowing out of the car like plastic bag. Then there are the tweets in absolute praise of skinny dudes. Most of them have to do with being well-endowed. We're not going to speak to that, but the number of people talking about their impressive size is astounding. Whether you love 'em or feel ambivalent about 'em, we're willing to bet that these tweets will entertain.

What can a person accomplish in 280 characters? A lot, actually. From political rants to pseudo-inspirational bullshit, people on Twitter try their best to get their point across in very few words. Our favorite tweets, though, are the ones that showcase wit, wisdom, and a dark sense of humor with maximum brevity. 

Reading sucks, but it's supposedly good for your brain. Realistically, we cannot be trusted to crack open a book and finish it, ever. Short internet articles are a little more reasonable, as are Instagram captions. And tweets. If you put all of these funny tweets together it's kind of like you read a book. At least that's what we're telling ourselves.

Happy Monday, y'all! We've put together this mildly amusing gallery of moderately fresh tweets to help you get though the longest day of the week. If these tweets don't help you numb the pain, please take care of yourself by scrolling through this big batch of memes. You deserve it. 

These fresh tweets range from goofy and pointless to a freakishly self-deprecating and relatable. And that's okay, because when we're bored we'll take either of these types of mindless content.

These damn 280 character tweets have us feeling personally attacked. And you'll probably relate to some of them too. Especially if your preferred poison is drinking tequila or knowingly doing things that will inevitably bite you in the ass. Also, here are more funny tweets in case of emergency.