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Womans Attempt At Selling Stolen Astroturf, Dramatic Comment Hilarity Ensues

Facebook is a wonderfully entertaining cesspool of freaks. From pyramid scheme promoting moms to anti-vaxxers, the whole site is a veritable goldmine of cringe. And we've just stumbled upon some Grade A material. After her ex-boyfriend's mother talked smack about her dead grandmother, one enterprising woman took it upon herself to steal some astro turf from the maternal shit-talker. And then tried to sell it. While some of her Facebook friends were supportive of the criminal act, the mom herself makes an appearance in the comments and things go downhill (or uphill, depending on how you look at it) from there. 

Warning: if you're sensitive about foul language, do not proceed. These people boast very colorful vocabulary.

Funny cringey facebook post about stolen astro turf, woman steals astro-turf from her ex's mom's house | Holly Does anyone need artificial grass stole out my ex boyfriends mums house last night after she chatted shit about my dead nan, selling 1 but will take any other offer going 5p HMU Haha Macey Should have took her wheelchair too | Lisa suggest give my sister her grass back before l'm banging on fucking door. i1.3k 1 d Like Lisa Very classy Macey considering biggest regret my sons life.
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Tasty Tumblr Posts That Are Weird But Good

Let's hear it for the wonderfully weird and (mostly) hilarious world of Tumblr!

Check these funny memes for an extra boost of hilarity

Funny tumblr posts | big-ricospizza: auntmarie: doesn't term "staff member" make laugh because those 2 words both mean penis HAVE DONE
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Future's Getting Meme'd Again In 'She Belongs To The Streets' Tweets

Rapper Future is no stranger to the meme game. He's been the star of many a mocking relationship-centric meme since "Future Sending Exes Texts" came onto the scene around Thanksgiving. Unfortunately, instead of making a mockery of ex-boyfriends, this meme seems to wag a finger at promiscuous women. The tweets feature the text "She belongs to the streets," which was popularized by Future - and many of the meme creators seem to acknowledge their misogynistic nature by labeling the rapper's tome as the "Book of Misogyny." We're hoping the people who retweet the memes are aware of the slightly problematic message - and hope women know it's okay to run free. We all know that dudes see no qualms about it.

Funny memes with the rapper future, she belongs to the streets, dank memes, stupid memes | Sunglasses - HOOL Hoodville LLE @Hoodville_ If she picks up call and puts volume down while she's next she belongs streets @Hoodville ?ok Misogyny | HOOL Hoodville ILLE @Hoodville_ told yo homie she belongs streets and he didn't listen @Hoodville
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Wholesome Pics To Drown Out The Sadness

This selection of tweets, memes, and pics is for anyone who is having a bad day or needs a little pick-me-up. Sometimes when you can't see the light at the end of the tunnel you need a little bit of warmth and perspective.

Wholesome memes, heartwarming memes | lex @alexaknierim while bartending today guy comes hands 40 says woman green hat black shirt is coming later 's FOX. tell her drinks on later she comes tell her about she starts laughing says my husband" if ain't goals idk is | run into an old friend and y'all have been riding two different waves but love's still there David Duchovny and Marilyn Manson
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Memes & Tweets For Every Level Of Dating

Whether you're single and trying to manage the "dating thing" while in quarantine, or you've got a ball and chain, these memes will remind you of the absolute joys of looking for love. It can be a pain in the ass in either situation, but at least you know you're not alone in the struggle.

Funny dating memes, relationship memes, sex memes, sexy memes, choking | STAR WARS LEGO COMPLETE SAGA LUCASARTS. LEGO Star Wars girlfriend Complete Saga has no emotions has mood swings X might break up with X will never leave will someday die X timeless classic fea?ures many exotic planets ;accepts number only on Earth X won't let cheat X fun cheat codes @gungan_grand_arm | both agree on where eat
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Hauntingly Relatable Memes That Speak The Truth

Life has its fair share of struggles, a few happy points, and a lot of dumb facepalm moments that we can't help but laugh at. These relatable memes reflect all three of these categories. It's important to realize that you're not alone, even when you might feel like it.

Funny and relatable memes - cover memes of smells like day drinking when one small inconvenience happens and trying to see thru eyes full of tears
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Twitter Thread: The Men Of Middle Earth As Terrible Ex-Boyfriends

Finally, a Twitter thread that somehow manages to combine two of our favorite things: Lord of the Rings and talking shit about ex-boyfriends. Twitter user @AlexArellia hits the nail right on the head with these assessments, and even tacked on everyone's favorite dudes from The Hobbit  after receiving numerous requests on her viral thread. We just hope we never date anyone like any of these guys ever again.

Funny twitter thread that designates lord of the rings characters as ex-boyfriends | Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia Legolas will not tell anyone dating so he can keep his options open steals hair products complains he sees girls wearing Thrasher tees GIF 2:56 PM 5/12/20 Twitter iPhone | Wormtongue 100% gaslighting has never changed sheets, ever Name five their songs, poseur smytriond GIF 4:01 PM 5/12/20 Twitter iPhone
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Fresh Twitter Gems To Amuse The Masses

What if we told you that you could enjoy fresh amusement from Twitter without seeing all the crazies and wannabe politicians doing their thing? That's what our Twitter galleries are all about. We put together these short and sweet gems so you can avoid the minefield that is social media. There's something here for everyone, whether you're looking for memes or simple one-liners. Happy scrolling!

Funny random tweets, relatable tweets, cute tweets, twitter gems, dating, relationships, lockdown, quarantine | drake gatsby @DrakeGatsby Having vasectomy is just real life version putting Sims pool and deleting ladder 7:45 PM 5/11/20 Twitter iPhone
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These Candy Heart Comics Are A Depressingly Real Look At Dating & Relationships

Want to feel like absolute shit about love in a digital world? Well, cartoonist Tommy Siegel has some cartoons for you! He's taken Necco's (RIP) classic conversation hearts and put a seriously dark spin on the Valentine's confection. Instead of cutesy messages, he uses the hearts as to convey some seriously depression truths about dating, relationships, and marriage. And somehow, we can't get enough of his dark work. If you like what you see here, give the dude a follow on Instagram. He deserves it. 

Funny web comics featuring candy hearts, dark humor, tommy siegel, relationships, dating, love, marriage. | HALF- LISTENING AND PLANNING WILL SAY ABOUT IS TALK ABOUT MYSELF TIME MYSELF loay | IM DRUNBK BORED
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Dude Tries To Get His 'Beta' Friend To Break Up With His Girlfriend, Cringe Ensues

As far as cringey online interactions go, this one is definitely up there for the amount of discomfort it makes us feel. It takes a lot of guts (read: stupidity) to ask your friend if he'll break up with his girlfriend for you. This dude very clearly gives zero f*cks!

Cringey text message story about a guy who tries to get his friend to break up with his girlfriend | Hey man, can talk about guess so about her been talking with her lot and grown pretty close. know her boyfriend and all but gonna politely ask if could break up with her just really feel connection her and she would be happy with
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Dude Falls For 'FWB' In Quarantine & Wholesomely Asks The Internet For Advice

While we're happy for all anyone who has had a "successful" friends with benefits situation, but in our experience someone almost always gets hurt. The current climate is an especially weird time for "no-strings attached" lovers. While some people are going months without seeing their sexual partners, others have instead decided to shack up for quarantine. This r/relationships post  (since deleted) deals with the latter. After a couple years  of being sexually involved, and finally after quarantining with her, this guy has started to catch feelings. The confused dude took to Reddit to express his conflicted feelings, and after the post was shared on Twitter, many users decided to share their two cents. While we think it is rotten to string someone along, it's important to remember these people are in their early twenties. It's normal for a 21 year old to be somewhat immature in love. We're just glad he seems to be wising up emotionally. 

Twitter thread and reddit thread about guy who falls for his friend with benefit while in quarantine. | Being quarantined with my (21m) FWB (20f) has changed things between us immensely think realized love her, but almost feel telling her after so long would be unfair. Relationships | Matt Nedostup O @nedostup Replying redditships Has this fuckboy finally become fuckman? 9:28 AM 5/5/20 Twitter iPhone
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Cringey Sexist Twitter Thread Suggests 'Leaning In' Makes Men Weak

Happy Monday! Are you ready for a new week of cringe? 'Cause there's a whole lot of it on the internet today. Our new favorite facepalm-worthy thread comes from @alpharivelino, an account run by a sexist dude with way too many followers. The thread, which was shared on May 2, suggests that men who lean into their partner during photo ops are weak. Using photos of Hafthor Bjornssen (one of the world's strongest men), Jason Statham, and Kevin Hart, @alpharivelino tries to make his case that posturing determines whether you're a strong, powerful man, or basically a needy simp. Needless to say, people on Twitter did not take kindly to the ridiculous thread, and were very vocal about it. 

Cringey twitter thread imploring men not to 'lean in' because it makes them look weak | Rivelino @alpharivelino Don't lean strong man! FULLSRKUR FULL UR FULLST RKUR FULL UR ROGUE ROGUE ROGUE ROGUE FULLSTERKUR FULLSTERKUR FULLSTERKUR FULLSTERKUR Weak KUR FULL UR FULL ROGUE ROGUE Fi ERKUR ERKUR KUR FULL KUR FULL FULL STERKUR FULL sTERHUR KUR FULLS KUR FULLS GUE GUE 5:28 PM 5/2/20 Twitter Web App photo of a tall man leaning into a woman while they're hugging
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10 Cringey Nice Guys Who Need To Cool It With The Role-Play Speak

What is it with Nice Guystm and role-playing? This should go without saying, but we don't like that sh*t, so although this might seem harsh, we're doing you a service here. Dudes, if you're reading this, we hate that we have to remind you not to do this, but here we are.

Cringe posts, nice guys, facepalm | *looks my feet shyly and then youre pretty smart girl know right *blushes* Um pretty sure other girls are smart eyes widen bit surprise* THINKS MYSELF: oh no oh no she didnt like W-well its just boilogy men are smarter have higher IQ's on average. Like my IQ is 159 Anyway lets move on smiles cheerfully going block now *looks shock why thought were nice but youre actually birch guess all women are same now sighs, then sadly blocks before can block Aa |
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40 Random Memes That Won't Hurt You Like Your Ex Did

It's been a few months since he blocked and then unblocked you. A few weeks since he watched your Instagram story. Does that mean he still cares? The truth is that doesn't even matter. It's time to stop investing your time and emotions in someone who went out of their way to hurt you and who doesn't want to be in your life. It would be better to invest your time loving yourself, and looking at dumb memes. We're here to help you with that second part.

Funny memes, random memes, funny tweets, dating meme, dating tweets, animals, animal memes | my significant other calls by my real name SUCKMYKICKS Well, first all baby so jot down | Lucy @doodlingglass My dad is an electrician zoo and look he spent his morning crying Show this thread Alex, but online @Alex_but online dad small as hell
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