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Dating is a tricky place. Whether it's online, blind, or a witty pick up line at the bar, the ways to start that dance are nearly endless. Unfortunately, some people still don't manage to navigate its nuances, and end up a lesson what not to do.

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Standup Comedian Accidentally Falls Off The Stage, Fall is Way Funnier Than Any of His Jokes

People who don't go to standup shows think that standup comedy is an incredibly cool art form. These fools believe that only the most hilarious and intelligent people can do standup, and anybody who does it must be a comedic genius. Luckily for them, they are 100% incorrect! Standup comedy shows are breeding grounds for humiliation and failure. Most of the people who do standup are not very good at it. If you ever want a surefire way to feel good about yourself, go to an open mic in a midsized…
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Time capsule of tweets that feature pictures of '90s and '00s teen magazines

A Nostalgic Time Capsule of Teen Magazine Pages From the '90s and '00s

I can still smell it. I can see it. I can even taste it. The sweet soda flavor and subtle berry-colored tint made Bonne Bell's Dr. Pepper Lip Smackers a cult favorite from elementary school all the way into high school. The lip balm was mentioned all the time in our favorite teen magazines , and the popular girls at school applied and reapplied every five minutes. That sh*t smelled so good. While it took a while for me to convince anyone to buy it for me, once I had it, I was hooked. And I felt…
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Awkward Dating App Interactions That Probably Didn't Lead to Love

Just stay single
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Scummy dude asks for sympathy on Reddit after making crass joke and abandoning his girlfriend after their restaurant date

Scummy Dude Abandons Girlfriend At Restaurant After Upsetting Her With Misogynistic Joke

We love the r/AmITheAsshole subreddit. It's a brilliant place where people can cast judgment on others based on their actions, and while we love every possible outcome, there's something extra satisfying about seeing clueless, entitled jerks taken down a notch by the people of Reddit. You know the type. They share their story expecting to be cleared of any possible wrongdoing, only to find out their shitty behavior has made them a lot of new Internet enemies. We don't see these posts as much as…
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Funny twitter thread about a father getting catfished with a photo of Lady Gaga

Sweet, Innocent Dad Catfished By Photo of Lady Gaga in 'A Star Is Born'

Dating as a parent must be tough, but watching a parent date later is pretty tough, too. The frustration, the sadness of watching someone you love get hurt. While we have tons of sympathy for adults who are forced back into the dating pool, having to watch someone you respect and love struggle in an area of common sense must be difficult. Twitter user @stahppitrahn provided some very good (and very funny) proof of this recently. Seems her sweet father fell prey to a dating scammer who tried to…
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Guy tells his twin sister to never contact him again after he catches her with hanging out with his ex.

Betrayed Twin Disowns His Twin Sister When She Stays Close Friends With His Cheating Ex-Fiancée

This guy is: Ice. Farking. Cold.
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A list of random memes and tweets.

A Solid Chunk of Funky Fresh Memes

Here we go again, back at it with another steaming hot plate of memes for your consumption. It must be so nice to have delicious memes provided to you every night without effort on your part. Some people in this world slave away, looking for memes far and wide to feel their ever-growing families. When I was a boy, I used to walk 20 miles uphill and back in the snow to get to school. What does that have to do with memes you might ask? Absolutely nothing, but I just wanted to rub it in that your…
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Twitter story about a 37 year old boss bragging about making out with a 22 year old sparking discussion about

37-Year-Old Man Brags To His Coworkers About Making Out With 22-Year-Old, Sparking Discussion on Age Gap Relationships

Who is wrong here?
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Creepy Dude Gets Slammed for Complaining About Teenager Rejecting Him

So gross
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Women share their instant ladyboner killers, turnoffs

Women of the Internet Share Their Instant 'Ladyboner' Killers

“I'm a comedian.” Three words, beginning with a contraction, that make me back away in revulsion. Back when I had Tinder, I listed two kinds of people who I simply would not converse with: The above self-proclaimed funnymen, and burners. Burners, as in Burning Man attendees. These types of people and their personalities (for the most part) couldn't turn me on less. My other major sexual dealbreaker is skipping foreplay, which is harder to assess when swiping on a dating profile . Most people ca…
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Guy's New 'Netflix and Chill' Variation Has Seemingly Cracked the Code to Online Dating

Guy's New 'Netflix and Chill' Variation Has Seemingly Cracked the Code to Online Dating

This thread was posted to Reddit's r/Tinder subreddit by Redditor u/Throwawayanalyst96 who posted screenshots of their recent Tinder success. The screenshots show his opening line which deviates from the ‘mainstream’ phrase of ‘Netflix and Chill’ and instead offers his dates a chance to ‘Disney+ and Thrust.' Th
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Twitter User Sparks Debate With Claim That Women Should Always Bring Up Astrology on Dates

What's your big three?
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Funny memes about friends, lovers, family, all kinds of relationships

A Collection of Memes and Tweets That Deal With Every Kind of Relationship

When we talk about relationships, it feels like people are usually discussing ones of the romantic variety. But there are many other types of relationships. The relationship you have with your toilet, for example. Or your friendships, the people who are your blood family, or perhaps your chosen family. I, personally, have a relationship with my coworkers. It's usually positive. But we have our little ways of communicating with side-eyes, smiles, and sometimes the odd eye-roll that lets us know…
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Woman's jealous ex gets mada bout penis potato

'I hope he knows he's jealous of a potato': Perplexed woman asks for advice after ex has jealous meltdown over a phallic potato

Jealous partners are one of the most common tropes when we discuss toxic relationships and bad partners. There are the jealous types who are controlling and don't want their lovers to have any friendships or relationships other than the romantic partnership they're already in. There are the types who behave like conspiracy theorists, convinced that when you don't text back you MUST be in someone else's DMs. There are also the ones who stalk, combing over their partner's internet presence lookin…
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Best Situationship Memes That Understand the Pain of "What Are We?"

It's excruciating
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Funny twitter story about someone who ordered pizza to help his upstairs neighbor catch her boyfriend cheating. | TheeDreadGod @TheeDreadGod delivery driver her Boyfriend be cheating while she at work so placed Story Time: My neighbors Pizza an order so she can come home catch him act RISE EAt NST EVERY BITE SALTH

Twitter Story Details Dude's Plot To Expose Neighbor's Cheating Boyfriend

This one's for the books.
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