Girl, put your random on!

Gimme more

They could be anything

A little bit of everything.

I love memes . There, I said it. Few people these days are proud to admit they are memeheads, but I'm surely not one of them. I live and breathe memes. From the moment I wake up to when my head hits the pillow, memes are like sugarplums dancing through my head. I don't opt for more intelligent ways to get my laughs. Give me silly little memes, and give them to me now. Then again, few people are as lucky as I am. Not a lot of y'all can say that you work in the meme industry. If you're feeling a…

Y'all really like to sweat?

Greetings, fellow internet explorers. Hope everyone has had a better weekend than I did, grappling with the flu. I thought I'd be able to use this time to enjoy some alone time with my cats, but I was wrong. The walls of my cramped apartment have proven to be oppressive, and the selection of shows I have left to stream is dwindling. Though I'm usually happy to be horizontal for most of the weekend, cooking up something delicious and letting this brain rot more than it already has over the past…

Get 'em out

They're guessing

Most memes are not that memorable. They slip in and out of your mind as quickly as what you ate for lunch yesterday. They're unsustainable, and that's the way they were built. We are not supposed to sit around looking at one meme all day, expecting to be satisfied with just that. Absolutely not! We can only sustain ourselves with a regular flow of memes in our minds, with only a few really sticking with us. One of the few I still remember the meme from 10 years ago was The Marvelous Breadfish.…

Scary memes to haunt your dreams

Basic memes are all well and good, but sometimes you need to feel smart while you procrastinate doing smart things. I recently listened to a podcast (rare, to be honest) about time management and mortality. The gist of it was that there's no way we're ever going to be able to do everything. We need to be choosy, and we need to be strategic in regard to the things we don't accomplish. Because we need to accept that there are things in life that we simply can't - or shouldn't - for the sake of ou…

Life has a lot of ups and downs. As a depressed person in their mid-thirties, I'm definitely feeling that hard. Every time I think there's something to celebrate, life laughs heartily at my happiness, points rudely, and says “F*cK you!” It's pretty demoralizing. Just last week I was celebrating a friend's birthday and gearing up for a relaxing long weekend. The flu had other plans. Instead of diving into a debaucherous whirlwind of fun, I was stuck on the couch through the holiday, wishing for…

Not all memes are for everybody. They're much like stinky french cheese at a viciously overpriced grocery store. You might smell one and initially think, “Wow, this smells like battery acid. What an unpleasant thing to put in my mouth or near my brain.” However

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