He's Watching

Caption that reads, "Therapist: Long isn't real and it can't hurt you; Long Cow: ..." above a pic of Long Cow
Via urtotallywrong

One Of Us

Caption that reads, "When you've gained their trust and they start taking you in as one of their own" above a pic of a guy standing in a pasture of cows wearing a cow hat while saying, "Moo"
Via doodlydoodledumdum

Oh, Okay

Someone says 'Hi' and the second person goes off into a rant about how the Keto diet is the best diet in the entire world and will solve virtually all of your problems
Via myloonybunisfinebennylava

Sneaky Marketing, Eh?

Tweet that reads, "Just heard '9 out of 10 Olympians grew up drinking milk' on an ad for Milk Life. I mean okay I get what they're trying to do but I'd be willing to bet 9 out of 10 serial killers drank their fair share of milk as well"
Via BigFuckingRocket

Noooo Moooore

Caption that reads, "Me: Drinks milkshake; My lactose intolerance for the fourth time this week..." above a pic of angry Random Fish Guy from Spongebob saying, "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?"
Via symbiote

The Plan Worked

Tumblr post about how white people can be controlled using cheese; someone responds that cheese is really good, and OP replies, "I got one"
Via LemursAteMyToast5672


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What Nerve!

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Via chloethemac13

Thanks, NPH

cliché dairy homophones how i met your mother legend legendary Neil Patrick Harris - 5523677952
By dominicsoh (Via Pocket Puns)


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