A wise woman once told me, “Darling, if you have a baby, then you can't be the baby .”

Parents: Who needs them? Who's got them? Who can't live without them? The answer to all of those questions is…everybody. Sure, not everyone has a relationship with their biological parents , but two people had to do an act of collaboration for you to be alive. Even if you are the product of IVF or were a tube baby, you were created by two people who may or may not have the parent title. The most critical parents aren't the people who made you with their bodies, but the people who raised you. Th…

Truly awful

Every now and then I see something that makes me think “Holy crap, thank god I do not have children."

Time flies when you're having “fun.” That's what I've been thinking to myself as I am reminded that I'm a childless 33 year old woman. Here in New York City, my friends have taken longer than most to go on the long and exhausting journey of procreation. My married and coupled friends, though, are starting to pop them out, slowly but surely, and I'm completely mystified. The woman who is making her kid's baby food from scratch every week is the same woman I used to run into at clubs three years…

This is dedicated to all the struggling parents out there

This isn't fair

So many puns, so many dumb punchlines… *Healing the world with comedy*

It's a look.

They're unforgivable

Mommies and daddies and kids, oh my!

Channel your inner dad

BFFs

Oy.