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Brother lets divorced sister stay at his studio apartment for 3 weeks, asks her to sleep on a dog bed: '"I just left a marriage and you're putting me in a dog bed like a stray you decided to keep.'

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37 Dad Joke Memes for Funny Father Figures Getting Punny With it

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Stepmom refuses to let her 9-year-old stepson's mom sleep over at her house the night before his birthday so she can wake him up to wish him Happy Birthday: 'Every milestone will become this. Every birthday, Christmas, Wedding day.'

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Dad refuses to play with his son because he read somewhere that spending time with his child will lower his testosterone: 'Let him figure out whether child support lowers his testosterone.'

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College graduate sends her dad $1000 a month so he can pay his bills, gets angry when he goes on an expensive honeymoon with his wife: 'I paid for their wedding rings.'

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Woman cancels family reunion reservation after discovering her sister secretly invited her estranged dad to force a reconciliation

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Blue-collar dad asks his daughter's 23-year-old boyfriend to loan him $8K to repair his bathroom, daughter discourages him from giving her dad money: 'Frank still owes her 20-year-old brother $2K from a truck repair.'

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Mom takes away 13-year-old son's video games because he keeps accidentally wetting himself while playing: 'This should be resulting in a trip to the doctor.'

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Dad refuses to make the school lunches his 3, 5, 7, and 10-year-old kids requested while their mom was out of town on vacation: 'I am not making 4 separate gourmet lunches.'

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Dad didn't feed his 5-month-old baby while Mom was out for hours, claiming it was because she didn't leave instructions: 'Had I not come home, baby wouldn’t have eaten for 5 hours or more.'

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Employee gets his wages garnished because someone with a similar name to him owes child support: 'How can they just start taking money from me without any verification as to whether the child is mine?'

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Dad bans 14-year-old daughter from going to the movie theater with her friends because she got 85% on her math test and 87% on her physics test: 'She burst into tears, but I had to stay firm in my decision.'

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Parents forbid 15 and 21-year-old daughters from accessing their inheritance if they weigh more than 150 pounds: 'This will not hold up in court.'

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14-year-old constantly insults her friend's parents "white people food" every time she comes over for dinner: 'I’m just really not a fan of being insulted repeatedly.'

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Older sister pressures younger sister to give her the $10K inheritance their parents left her for her education so that the older sister can pay her bills: 'It's what mom and dad would've wanted.'

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Irresponsible parents send their 5-year-old kids to Kindergarten without being potty trained: 'It’s basically learned helplessness. They know mom is going to change them, so they just don’t care.'

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