Edgelords can be pretty annoying when they put zero creativity into their provocative facade, but sometimes you catch a cleverly written edgy response in the comments that is as entertaining as it is disturbing. We've got a mix of cursed comments featuring wrong answers and dark, spicy humor from people who aren't afraid to go there.
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What's the point of 'smart' and 'connected' objects? Are they supposed to help us get through menial tasks more efficiently, or have the capitalists figured out a clever way to perpetually profit off the objects we use on a daily basis? Sometimes it feels like the latter. When your printer holds your ink cartridge hostage because you haven't paid your monthly printer subscription, I think it's safe to say you've been swindled by the 'Internet of Things.' And technology itself isn't necessarily to blame. We'll never get to that fabled techno-utopia as long as 'innovation' prioritizes profit rather than usefulness. Until then, we get to clumsily navigate this boring dystopia of connected crap, eternally updating the firmware on our smart trashcans.
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Ever look around and get the sense that we're living in some sort of techno-dystopia? We get it—sometimes it's cool to have lights that you can dim from your phone or a watch that tells you how many calories you burned, but maybe the 'Internet of Things' has gone too damn far. Once you start connecting every single object in your home to the internet, you become pretty vulnerable when, say, Google is suddenly down, or your WiFi router malfunctions. Sometimes a doorbell should just be a doorbell and a toothbrush certainly shouldn't require regular firmware updates. And who the hell actually wants an Amazon surveillance robot literally flying around their house 24/7?
Anyway, we've got a bunch of examples of bad 'smart devices' from Twitter that might make you reconsider that bluetooth coffee mug purchase.
Never is a person more vulnerable than when they're going to the bathroom. This means that it is very important to have the most comfortable place to do it. Unfortunately, not everybody seems to think that way. There's an awful amount of awful toilets out there and it is a damn shame we all have to put up with that.
However, some are far worse than others. There's a difference between your restroom break being mildly unpleasant or a full on nightmare, and these examples completely cross the line. Everyone poops, but not everywhere is a particularly comfortable place to do it.
Ever come across a meme that felt like someone took a pretty dumb format and made it way worse on purpose? Or perhaps some pure cringe that was posted sincerely in its original context but somehow got elevated to meme-status? Enter the shitpost. Enigma of the meme world. Hailed by weirdos and trolls alike. Shitposts aren't for everyone and we totally get that. If you're looking for some regular-ass memes, you should do yourself a favor and close your browser now. If you're in the market for some pure internet trash perfect for spamming the group chat with, keep scrolling.
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Occasionally, it can seem like the human brain is uniquely engineered to make everything as horrifying as possible. Between the intrusive thoughts and the tasteless internal monologue, there's a whole lot of things it thinks that should probably be left unsaid.
Despite this, there are plenty out there who are ready to voice everything on their mind anyway. The internet only makes that worse, with people feeling entitled to say all they want with fewer repercussions. The sad truth is that many have no boundaries in what they will say to strangers on social media. However, it does bring us some questionable gems like the examples below.
We all know that life can be painful, and memes are one of the few things to offer a refuge from the exhaustion that comes with simply existing. So naturally, people have to go out there and ruin them by making them cursed. As if there wasn't already too much on the internet that has us reaching for the eye bleach, there's a whole genre of content out there dedicated to making us wish we'd never logged on in the first place. Like many terrible things, they're horrible to see but impossible to tear your eyes away from, as proved by this gallery.
Intrigue. Mystery. Memeability. Just a few words that you could associate with the internet's favorite Mario character, the incomparable Waluigi. The Super Mario franchise is one of the most recognizable video game series on the planet, but of all its colorful cast Waluigi is the one who has captured the most hearts and minds across social media.
It was no surprise when last week, fans went wild after Nintendo released a flirtatious, rose-brandishing render of him in a YouTube video. So wild, in fact, that some reactions brought up uncomfortable reminders of Rule 34.
As if that wasn't enough, he also has a new look in the upcoming Mario Golf: Super Rush for all his admirers' worshipping needs. If that's not an excuse to put together a dubious array of memes in his honor, then nothing is. Nobody cheats better than Waluigi, because how could you betray that beautiful face?
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Paging all edge lords and dark humor enthusiasts! If you've been craving some criminally dark humor, you've come to the right place. These spicy and utterly cursed comments are not for the faint of heart. While scrolling through this gallery you'll find that no joke is too crass, and no innocent YouTube video is safe from the evil-minded wordsmiths of the internet. Though these jokes may be in poor taste, they're definitely an impressive display of quick wit. We're probably going to hell anyway. May as well enjoy some dangerously dark humor while we're at it.
The interminable disappointment and disaster we humans have brought upon ourselves throughout history is certainly nothing new, but 2020 has been like a giant mirror reflecting our failure as a species back at us. As the global pandemic just keeps truckin' on into the new year, people are dealing with the darkness in different ways. We at Memebase look to those who use humor as a coping mechanism, because what else can we do but just laugh sometimes? One redditor had the same idea and asked Reddit what a hypothetical 2020-themed cocktail would look like if they ordered one in a bar. The answers are hilariously befitting and communicate how people feel about this cursed year with perfect simplicity. Take a look at some of the best answers from the thread.
For anyone who enjoys holiday festivities but is desperately bored with the same old decorations, family photos, TV specials, and Mariah Carey Christmas hits, Chris Maggio is one honorary memelord who knows how to mix it up by embracing the inherent awkwardness of western holiday traditions and deep focusing into the cringe. His 'Male Chef' photo series satirizes the familiar and banal parts of holiday practices and turns Christmas into Cursed-mas.
We're pleased to share Maggio's repulsive reimagining of holiday ritual. It's fun to try and formulate some sort of narrative as you scroll through these cursed gems.
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Beautiful, shallow-focus closeups of warm pie and glistening cranberry sauce are cool if you want to feel really hungry for some reason, but otherwise, scrolling through an endless Instagram feed of the same holiday dishes can get pretty damn boring. How about some content that's both festive and cursed? The antithesis of food porn, if you will. Photographer Chris Maggio is someone who truly appreciates the repulsive beauty of the cursed image. We're featuring some of the most absurd Thanksgiving images from Maggio's 'Male Chef' series, which satirizes holiday traditions. We've also included a handful of random cursed tidbits from the weird crevasses of the internet for good measure.
If you get a kick out of dark humor, wrong answers, and people who take things a bit too far, you'll love the cursed comments these edgelords left all over the internet for people to cringe and/or laugh at. Some of these people just say what we're all thinking, but others share some highly inappropriate thoughts that make us wonder if they're okay and wish we'd never read the comment section. If these tidbits aren't cursed enough for you, be sure to check out r/cursedcomments and some more curated cringe content HERE.
There's a looooooot of content floating around on the internet that makes us want to scrub our own eyeballs and curse the day the world wide web was born. You know what I'm talking about. The kind of stuff that makes you yell WTF and then log off for the rest of the day. Cursed content that forces you to question the very moral fabric of society. So yeah, we've got a bunch of that sort of content to share with you today! Whether you're after top-tier cringe posted by disturbed souls, or cursed images that are nightmare fuel, we've got you covered.
McDonald's may not be the healthiest fast food chain out there, but it is probably the most legendary. The slingers of chicken nuggets, Big Macs and famous fries have seen their fair share of controversy, but that doesn't stop people from enjoying their food. And making a whole lotta memes about the restaurant and its creepy clown mascot, Ronald McDonald. These memes and arguably cursed images are proof of that.
In Louisville, Kentucky there is a seemingly innocuous house on 8800 Blue Lick Road that went unnoticed for years until the seller of the property posted a listing for it a couple months back. The listing included a virtual 3D tour that revealed the property's strange and somewhat disturbing contents. Many dependable internet detectives investigated the tour and found two 'his and hers' toilets right next to each other, a creepy red exit sign in the kitchen, oddly placed portraits of twin brothers, hundreds of 'Girls Gone Wild' DVDs, and of course the infamous bathtub room, just to name a few. People who have completed the tour (or tried to) are losing their shit about it online. We've watched the speedruns (yes, speedruns) and we are shook.
