curse

No cursed objects here!

A brewery worker at BrewDog decided to print a very unique date as the expiration date on their Punk IPA beers. Unfortunately, that date was a little too ambiguous to legally sell in the UK leading to the recall of around 200,000 beers. Don't worry though, the guy who did it was named employee of the month. 

Seriously. 

A coffee shop in London has been forced to remove a sign displaying the shop's name from outside its building.

But the shop's response was rather cheeky.

The coffee shop was rebranded more than a year ago from the more boring "Bermondsey Street Coffee."

Then the owners received this letter this month from the lawyers of the owners of the building.

No humour please, we're British. pic.twitter.com/P1U9VhAEho

— Fuckoffee (@fuck0ffee) October 21, 2015

Seeing as they had no real choice in the matter, they replaced the sign.

Sign going down (video) pic.twitter.com/z4mOz43NtJ h/t @antsonscreen

— Fuckoffee (@fuck0ffee) October 27, 2015

Here's the new sign.

┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐ pic.twitter.com/mOSZ4y5ggJ

— Fuckoffee (@fuck0ffee) October 27, 2015

Effective? Yes.

Just as funny? Nah.

That's not gonna do a thing, toots. Every member of my family has an incredible immune system. We deal with big diseases perennially, and we're all still kickin'! - Matty Malaprop

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