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Tired of sex memes being geared at dudes? This gallery is for you. Whether you're mostly in love with your vibrator or can't keep track of your dick appointments, there's something in this batch of sexy memes for every brand of horny woman. Happy scrolling!

We'll be the first to admit that these memes, tweets, and pics won't be winning any awards. Unless they're up for an award for random memes that could possibly cure your boredom for a few minutes. Then they'd most certainly qualify.

Listen, we're not here to mince words. Life is a glorified pile of poop and we're all just struggling to get through it. These memes, while probably a decent distraction from your daily monotonous misery, aren't really going to change anything for any of us. But go ahead. Scroll through the stupidity. We're basically already dead.

Despite what some cold hearted people might say, it's okay to be a little sappy and emotional every once in a while. These memes are the perfect way to convey saccharine feelings without putting too much of your soul on the line.

The tween years are hard on pretty much everyone (except for maybe you, Jessica R from homeroom) but this wild ride of a Twitter thread takes those awkward years to the next level. Cracked editor Dan Dockery treated the social media site to a very detailed and very cringey account of his desperate (and creative) attempts to win the affection of his crush. It's...incredible.

This double dose of meme action is the kind of energy you should be taking into 2019.