Listen, we're not here to mince words. Life is a glorified pile of poop and we're all just struggling to get through it. These memes, while probably a decent distraction from your daily monotonous misery, aren't really going to change anything for any of us. But go ahead. Scroll through the stupidity. We're basically already dead.
Why develop meaningful connections with people when you can fantasize about total strangers?
The tween years are hard on pretty much everyone (except for maybe you, Jessica R from homeroom) but this wild ride of a Twitter thread takes those awkward years to the next level. Cracked editor Dan Dockery treated the social media site to a very detailed and very cringey account of his desperate (and creative) attempts to win the affection of his crush. It's...incredible.