cross

God is crying right now.

GIFs a reason for the season

Sure, he's hiding a little bit of dirty laundry, but aren't we all, really? - Matty Malaprop

After all, we all know Jesus was betrayed by Judas because he really kneaded some dough. - Matty Malaprop

Lord GIF me the hope to get a cool hat like that guy one day.

Slow Children at Play was just the beginning of the sign-centric madness. - Matty Malaprop

ARCHBISHOP of New Jersey

In my mind, the bear is actually a weird fauna-inflected Transformer, thus being a crossable bear that is also a bear-able cross. HAYO! - Matty Malaprop

WHY DID THE FISH CROSS THE ROAD? because he friggin' could!

TRAGEDY in some cases it can be avoided by something as simple as the push of a button.

CHRISTIAN BALE? yes, that's me

COME AT ME all ye faithful