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I wouldn't wear these shoes if I was paid to do so and they were hand-Taylored for me and me alone. - Matty Malaprop

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I heard you like crock pots, so we put a pair of crocs in your crock pot so you can cook crocs in your crock pot while you croc crock pot! - Matty Malaprop

Crikey! Ain't she a beaut? - Matty Malaprop