Some statuses don't need updating

Ouch

Just why

Clock app madness

I'm addicted to you (car seats) don't you know that you're toxic?

It's got it all

It never ends

For shame.

True love is nowhere to be found

Ooh, I'm scared

Eek

A terrible time

Modern romance sucks

Feeling bad

Parents embarrass their kids all the time. It's a natural part of the parent-child relationship , and it's often completely unavoidable. Once a child becomes a tween, they can't stand to be seen with their parents in public. Tweens want their parents to drop them off at the mall far out of the view of any other tweens because having a mom is apparently extremely embarrassing. Tweens and teens don't want their parents to take pictures of them, be seen in public with them, or generally be around…

Can't stop, won't stop