Oh, the humanity

What is he trying to say

A weird place

"Dechland" should not be allowed

An alternate universe

Have you ever fumbled an interview ? If you’re like me and most people, of course. It’s the worst part of the job search. Let’s talk about them. As a person who’s perpetually nervous and inarticulate, interviews are my worst nightmare. Even the most confident people I know still dread them. It’s the quickest way to squander your dream job. You could have sent an incredible resume and an immaculate cover letter, but the second you answer your biggest weakness as “I lie too much,” that opportunit…

The internet has made cringe entirely unavoidable. If you grew up online, you have been guilty of cringe behavior at some point. Don't act innocent. Maybe you made an embarrassing Facebook post a decade ago or maybe you tried way too hard to be funny in the comments of an Instagram post. You may have deleted them, but the internet is forever. For better or worse, people have forever access to the most embarrassing things you've done on the internet. I'm not saying that's a good thing. It's just…

Yikes.

The older I get, the more attractive living alone becomes. And when I say living alone, I mean living alone. Preferably off the grid, in an adorable cabin that's (at the very least) an hour away from civilization. The Internet isn't a thing at this adorable cabin. For entertainment, we bird-watch, go fishing, forage, and maybe knit our own clothing. It may sound drastic, but working so closely with the Internet has shown me too many things. Perhaps if I lived on a remote island in the South Pac…

Icks everywhere

The combover bangs though

A rollercoaster ride

So embarrassing

A special place

What is it with mother-in-laws who insist on wearing white to their kid's wedding? Is it rooted in some twisted Oedipal sense of rivalry with the bride, or is it just that some people need to be the center of attention at all times? On the flip side, there seems to be an epidemic of dudes who show up to their own wedding looking like they're about to do a kickflip at the local skate park. But the occasional outfit faux pas is a minor infraction compared to some of the heinous choices people mak…

What's the most cringe-worthy thing you've ever seen out in the wild? Like as an immediate witness. Surely, you have at least one experience that was so cringe that it's seared into your memory, right? Maybe you saw someone's prom-posal go terribly wrong? Maybe someone trying way too hard to be cool? Maybe just a really bad presentation by one of your peers? For me, it was the weird kid in middle school who performed his original rap at the talent show. It was a diss track of sorts, but you cou…