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Pint-Sized Dude Gets Ruthlessly Roasted On Police Department's Wanted Notice

Y'all remember Charles "Neck Guy" McDowell? Of course you do. If you were a big fan of the brutal roasts that ensued from his hilarious mugshot like we were, then get ready for Christopher "Tiny" Taylor, a guy wanted for removing his home confinement anklet and punching a police officer in the face. 

Taylor caught the internet's attention after the Mason County Sheriff's Department posted a wanted notice with a photo of him on Facebook. People immediately began to take notice of his teeny tiny stature, which has of course resulted in some epic puns! Scroll down ASAP, because these are just too damn good.

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GUILTY "and I would've gottne away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling feds!"

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Justin Timberlake Totally Looks Like This Old-Timey Criminal

I guess you could say... he's bringing sexy back... way back... to the olden times. Maybe even further, I don't know.