A lot of context can get lost in text messages . Even if you think that you can gauge someone's intentions from what they say in the digital sphere, we get so much information from vocal intonation. That's why I tend to limit my texting conversations to jokes and utilitarian information. "What time do we want to meet up?" "Doesn't this meme remind you of Rachel?" "Can I call you in like five minutes?" I tend to limit deep discussions and confrontations to at least a phone call. Nobody wants to…

He doesn't know English yet

That turned quickly

Sounds like a great idea

Everyone's competing for mom of the year

A bit harsh, no?

Boy moms are wild

That's not how it works, mom

It's actually not my job

Lucille Ball deserves applause

What is a "calming banana"

That's one way of looking at it

Parenting: no matter how hard I try, it will always be what my Instagram reels return to. I'm totally cool with it, though! There's nothing more entertaining to me as a 24-year-old without children than a mom posting about how her kids have “different personalities” when they go to their dads house because he allows them to eat red dyes.

Maybe say, "thank you" instead

"I don't want an unattractive child"

One donut = obesity for life