They need to get over it

👏This👏is👏not👏acceptable👏

Then I'm a bad person too

I've CC'd your manager for vis

Common sense is not that common in this company

That's a big ask

Spicy foods exist in nature to deter foraging predators, but in the office world, this hot sauce aficionado learned that they can be used to fend off pests who are stealing your lunch.

Nobody likes a pusher

How was she fishing for compliments?

Mentally, I'm already at happy hour

Awkward

He put a sign and everything

Not so fast buddy

After a long week of work, employees sprint out of the office at 5:01 PM.

Match their energy

She's an adult who needs to figure it out