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Punmaster Static_Bunny says: Pepper has some problems "hopping" on the ladies' bright side.

Conversely, Pancake seems to know how to flip on his charm at a moment's notice. - Matty Malaprop

Trolling is a art.

WHERE THERE'S A WILL there's a bunch of lawyers contesting it on behalf of "relatives."

NO CONTEST it's a better love story than even the Notebook

That a piss-off is synonymously known as a sword fight lends the word rapier a whole bunch of different awkward connotations. Ew. - Matty Malaprop

Don't sweat it Watermelon Man; haters are gonna hate no matter what you do.

Last week we asked you to give Watermelon Man a meaning, and though some of you are determined to cry forced, a lot of you answered the call. Here are the most successful submissions we've gathered in the last week. Vote for your favorite (or if you're a hater, pick the one you hate just a little bit less than the others) and we'll try to put this whole thing behind us.