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SMP CLASSIC: Well At Least Your Bifocals Are the Right Prescription

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He may be able to see now at least, but he'll still never overcome the social astigmatism attached to flip-phones in this day and age. - Matty Malaprop

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Finally, Ebola Eyes Without the Horrific Illness

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They Feel Like Shards of Glass

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Sunday Bunday: Where Are My Contacts?

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Lost Contacts

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Not Pictured: Times You Stab Yourself in the Eye and Blink the Contact Out With Your Tears

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And They Don't Even Cell My Prescription Here!

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Without any corrective gear, my vision's fuzzier than an AT&T signal in the wilds of Montana. #rimshot - Matty Malaprop

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Misunderstood Mitch: So I Can, So I Can Wear Contacts

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Not Sure If Contacts or Eyes Have Scratches

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Foul Bachelor Frog: I Can Fap To EVERYTHING

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HOLD ON

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HOLD ON Seriously guys, I dropped my contact lens

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HAS ANYONE!!

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HAS ANYONE!!! seen my contact lens?

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Untitled

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Honesty, the Best Policy

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