confusing

THIS WORLD I just...don't...know anymore

This is seriously one of the more insane things I've seen in the last couple of weeks. But I'm also kind of in love with it? Maybe I'm the one with the problem... do you think that means my x will take me back and stop asking y we broke up? - Matty Malaprop

GODDAMMIT Why did you put that sign there?

Tunnel This!

Is this some weird pseudo-Buddhist parable? IS THE INVISIBLE THYME A METAPHOR OF DAS NICHTS? I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW! - Matty Malaprop

SEX WITH MERMAIDS Once you get past second base, you realize, "Wait, how the hell do I...?"