Job hopping time

They aren't pacing themselves

Good luck doing touchups

She was not impressed

When the Zoomer becomes the Boomer

Anyone with half a brain would know that you can't just pick trees out of the ground like a flower when you feel like it. They have roots, they're big, and they are heavy. Plus, they change with the seasons, and sure, they're prettiest when they bloom, but life isn't always pretty. Get used to it. One woman was absolutely aghast when arriving at a hotel whose trees had no leaves on them. Imagine, the horrors! How could it be that the leaves fell off? Anyway, this woman told the hotel clerk that…

We need to hear each other speak

0/10 Quality Street

Old people have a point sometimes

Sleep > hobbies

Terrible management from start to finish

Always do vacation research

Table politics

What you do outside of work hours is your business. No customer, parent, or boss should have any say in what you do when you're off the clock. I feel bad for people with highly scrutinized professions, like teachers, who need to drive an hour away to feel comfortable going to a bar. So many parents expect teachers to be more moral than them, even when the teachers are nowhere near their kids. It's a highly unrealistic expectation that shouldn't be projected onto anybody. Teachers aren't the onl…

There was only one

tfw your servant malfunctions