It could be way worse

We've got to fight for our time

No way this is the best option

New technology is so goofy

At this point, we all have headphones

Who's chopping onions?

If a genie were to pop out of a bottle and approach me, floating just far enough so that they would not be 'in my personal space', I would gladly ask for my three wishes, and one of those would certainly be to completely erase my commute, or rather, rip my office building out of the ground and place it right on my neighbor's house. That way, I get 2 birds with one stone. Karen, you know you deserve it. Ever since it began getting dark at like, 4 pm, my good mood has taken a nosedive, and even t…

The end of an era

Also: Jay Z settles the dinner debate.

Tale as old as time

It's not that weird

Well, it is shorter.

People really think like this?