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Cracked returns to the The Matrix: Resurrections with only $20 in their hands. After all this time.

We don't know what they spent on Spider-Man: No Way Home but...Cracked spent a lot less. Their clever take on the action-packed trailer is a lot more boozy , features a lot more drugs, and a very appropriate avocado. You'll see what we mean.

Can't argue with these.

This week the gang has on Brian Murphy from Not Another DnD Podcast to talk about the utter mundaneness of Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.

It is pretty easy to get sucked into the seductive world of memes with images. The bold colors. Deep frying. Cursed images. And of course, iconic human subjects. The images manage to do a lot of talking without actually talking. Just imagine the Distracted Boyfriend meme without its now-famous trio of stock photo models. Describing the comically exagerrated situation simply doesn't have the same effect. While we do love that brand of object-labeling meme, and enjoy the tweet-derived style of te…

As a child, we never saw ourselves growing into a slave to our computers and a 9-5 (let's be real, often 8-8) schedule. We thought we were going to marry Jonathan Taylor Thomas , travel the world, maybe have a few kids, and enjoy our lives dining at fancy restaurants and shopping at designer clothing stores. Things went a bit differently than we expected. The unsurprising truth is that we all hate working. Why do we even do this? Like, all of us, collectively? What's the point? Can't we just al…

They're unforgivable

The entire Resident Evil: Welcome To Raccoon City reboot movie timeline explained in one convenient location by Jordan Breeding stuck in one, extremely inconvenient marriage therapy session with his clone. Hopefully this reboot doesn't get a reboot sequel.

Take it easy.

These dubious points are actually kinda valid

NFT this. NFT that. If you're confused by these “non-fungible tokens,” you're not alone. While we hoped that they'd prove to be a passing crypto bro phase, but judging by the sheer volume of hideous ape profile pictures on Twitter, they're not going anywhere anytime soon. The worst aspect of this fad is the contingent of dudes who simply will not shut up about the volatile world. When you ask them to explain they just provide useless strings of words and lots of hand gestures. Comedian Sahib Si…

Twitter's a wild and crazy place.