Teenagers get a bad rap pretty much just for existing, but everyone seems to conveniently forget when they do great things, like write these hilarious senior yearbook quotes. So here's to you, graduates! Now please have some college memes because pains of life are just getting started, baby.
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This meme has been around for a minute, but we'll always love it no matter how old it gets. It features Eric Andre cheers-ing with a bottle of ranch dressing.
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CVS is one of the most popular drug store chains in the United States, as well as the subject of tons of memes about theirinsanely long receipts.Beyond seeming like they're responsible for the world's deforestation (go paperless, people), it's also the target of teenage shoplifting sprees, desperately ill individuals, and people who just need a disinterested cashier to talk to. This ten-minute Smosh videoexpertly covers all of the above. And more.
This year's Oscars red carpet was pretty dismal. Many stars sported dresses that looked like they were from Forever 21 - others, like Charlize Theron, went with looks that were just uninspired. Fortunately for those of us following the sartorial desert via The New York Times, there was something else to look forward to. The photos, as usual, were stunning. But this year, the focus was on the captions.
Thanks to Washington Post reporter Heather Kelly, we were alerted to the clever and shade-filled photo captions in the wee hours after the award ceremony. Better late than never. The rest of Twitter seems to have agreed - praise was unanimous for the "drunk intern's" breezy yet devastating commentary. Even the most obvious quip felt punchy: "Who's going to drive you home, Adam Driver?" There's also an ace joke about the big winner, Bong Joon Ho's Parasite.
Eventually, the attention made its way to the "intern" themselves. New York Times Styles editor Choire Sicha took the credit - with the disclaimer that he doesn't drink on the job. He's even changed his Twitter bio to reflect his viral work. Who knew that being a respected editor for over a decade would take a brief back seat to an assumed internship? Not us. But we can't wait for more of this gold after the next event Sicha covers.
It's pretty much a proven fact that everyone in the world likes Monty Python and the Holy Grail, so it makes sense that a dank meme inspired by it would be excellent. So without further ado, please enjoy these memes, entitled, "Who Are You, Who Are So Wise In The Ways Of Science?"
If you're feeling disillusioned or empty inside, may we suggest you try comedy? We're not suggesting you pursue amusement of the intellectual sort. Instead we advise you start small. Simple. Let the laughs come easily and intuitively. Then tackle the more difficult and conceptual stuff. Memes and tweets are the first easy step to feeling better about life. Take that step. Let yourself feel something other than misery.
So perhaps the Baby Boomer generation did create something great; Monty Python, which has unarguably gone down in history as one of the greatest comedy troupes of all time. Accordingly, we've gathered up some of the best "He is the Messiah" memes inspired by the film Life of Brian.
Unfortunately though, we have some sad news in that the film's director Terry Jones has passed away. RIP.
Check out Know Your Meme for even more examples!
Some AskReddit threads are informative. They open peoples minds. They help to educate the ignorant, and heal the broken. Not this thread. This thread's greatest success is making us laugh out loud at our sad desks. This thread tackles the hard-hitting question of what naked sleepers would do when confronted with situations such as A) Fire and B) Burglary. It's not very deep. The question might even be unnecessary, but gosh darn if it ain't entertaining.
Ready to inject some clever humor into your day? Try Twitter. It's full of the witty humor you crave in only 280 characters - perfect for those of us with short attention spans. And the best part? We've already picked out the tweets for you, so no effort necessary on your part.
Comedian Shane Hoban has had better days. So was a former date who got a lot more than she bargained for after telling the Boston resident that she didn't wish to pursue a relationship with him. Her respectful text is honest and even generously nice. She even wishes him luck at his upcoming show. That kindness is met with alarming aggression, abusive language, and disturbing threats. Fortunately the internet has helped make sure Hoban gets what is coming to him.
