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The Internet Is Scrambling to Figure out What a Mazel Tov Cocktail Is

A surrogate for Donald Trump went on CNN to talk about the imagery in a Jay Z video. It sounds like a great video, people were throwing "Mazel Tov Cocktails" around, according to Scottie Nell Hughes. This left the people of the internet asking, "What exactly is a Mazel Tov Cocktail, and can I have the recipe?"

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That's more than a meal.
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So maybe it isn't that bloody mary (though it damn well could be more than 900 calories) but Red Lobster serves a "Lobsterita" that clocks in right around 890+ calories.

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Ingredients:

Sobe Pina Colada
Gatorade Fruit Punch
G2 Gatorade Blueberry-Pomegranate
1 Part Whipped Cream Vodka

Start by filling glasses to the brim with ice then pour the drink with the highest sugar content into the cups (Sobe Pina Colada) and fill them approximately one third full. For the second layer pour the second drink with the lower sugar content slowly (Gatorade Fruit Punch) through the ice to fill approximately the second third of the glasses. Finish with the sugar-free drink (G2 Gatorade Blueberry-Pomegranate) and top each glass with vodka. The vodka will sit on top of the creation. Be careful, this drink can be very strong!
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Cinco de Mayo Cocktails!

Need a creative kick to celebrate Cinco De Mayo? Then try a few of these cocktails, and don't forget to make them by the bucket full.

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BLOODY MARY mom finally found a way to get Billy to take his recommended daily serving of vegetables.

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Short on ideas for hosting your next Republican Primary party? Might I suggest the Santorum? It's a frothy mixture of Baileys, orange vodka, bitters, and chocolate flakes, which is the byproduct of being a ridiculous candidate.

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HER EXPRESSION... Tells me one more drink and those babies are mine.