coal

A smoke stack dealer in Wisconsin had this to say about "rolling coal:"

"I run into a lot of people that really don't like Obama at all. If he's into the environment, if he's into this or that, we're not. I hear a lot of that. To get a single stack on my truck — that's my way of giving them the finger. You want clean air and a tiny carbon footprint? Well, screw you."

"I LOVE COAL!" seems legit

Mitt Romney makes a good point, then ruins it with the worst example possible.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE DARTH VADER COAL FOR CHRISTMAS