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29 Tantalizing Tweets Of Admirable Cleverness

It might not take much to wow our tiny brains, but we think these 280 character tidbits deserve some serious love. There are without a doubt people that can write a novel and completely fail to execute a tweet with grace and wit. Fortunately for your eyes, we've found at least 29 people who are more than capable of delivering short and sweet bits of comedy. 

Funny tweets, silly tweets, random tweets, funny tweets | Sophia Benoit @1followerndad Top Movies Boyfriend Wants Watch An Idiot Saves President -Rich Boy Hero 4 -Silent Hero Journey Boy -Fight Fight Fight -Boats | Peter Schultz @pete_schultz relatively successful and busy man who lives city, my greatest fear is losing my girlfriend hometown hunk with young son who teaches her true meaning Christmas
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Sixteen Twitter Gems For Short And Sweet Entertainment

This gallery of tweets is perfect for people with short attention spans. We ain't all got time to read a book after all. So have at 'em, and then check out more here via Fail Blog!

Funny random tweets | wittyidiot @stephenszczerba Kinda feel bad attractive people who are now having communicate with their words first time and realizing they don't have personality
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Just A Crap Ton Of Amusing Tweets

We're working hard to provide you all with myriad ways to waste your time. This gigantic batch of tweets is good for a solid five to ten minutes of procrastination and dopamine. If these tidbits aren't enough for you, you can check out some more tweets here or some random memes right here.

funny random tweets | Grace Segers O @Grace_Segers writing an email using an exclamation point so know friendly and excited! But now using period so know l'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with period as buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much! | wes @sewkx my 6th grade science class girl read "orgasm" instead organism" and class laughed she embarrassed calm her down our teacher told her everyone would forget two weeks s been 9 years stll remember Danielle fucking remember hope see thi
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Entertaining Tweets To Rid You Of Boredom

Twitter is always a bit of a terrifying minefield, but this is ever more true during election season. When politics are being shoved down your throat 24/7, it's nice to take a break from it all. So what if you like funny tweets but don't want to read any cringey takes on Bernie Sanders or Donald Trump? Well, we've got you covered. We've collected some funny fresh tweets and put 'em all in one place. No politics allowed.

Funny tweets, cleaver tweets, stupid memes, stupid tweets, relatable memes, relatable twitter | tweet by Mom and Buried @momandburied1 This time year is super-fun cause there are only three states being: 1. Getting sick 2. Being sick 3. Getting over being sick
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Memes And Tweets That Will Tickle Your Fancy

Happy hump day, y'all! As always, to celebrate being halfway through the week (for a lot of people) we've put together a moderately sized meme dump for celebratory purposes. These dank memes and amusing tweets range from relatable to absolutely ridiculous - in the best possible way. 

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Fifty Amusing Shitposts For The Laughter-Deprived

Whether you're trying to combat the general malaise of every day life, or are going through something and need a chuckle, these memes and tweetsare sure to bolster your spirits and improve your mood. Nothing quite like a little dumb humor to remind you that life might not be so bad after all. 

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Savage Tweets That Pack A Lotta Punch

Scrolling through Twitter can either make you lose your goddamn mind, or result in quite a few laughs. Despite all the political nonsense and desperate networking, there are still a fair number of clever people ready to publish hot and funny takes about everything from Ellen DeGeneres to marijuana dealers. 

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Twenty Titillating Tweets For Ultimate Procrastination

It's truly amazing what you can pack into 280 characters: political rants, obnoxious K-pop stan posts, and obnoxiously smug motivational garbage. We prefer to focus on the funny side of Twitter, which is well-represented in this carefully curated selection of tweets

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Fresh Tweets From The Clever Depths Of Twitter

Twitter is an absolute cesspool of political drama, porn, and general dumbassery. But sometimes people who are a hell of a lot funnier than we are show their comic mettle in the form of a tweet. We've put together some of these funny tidbits in case you need a reminder that Twitter can still be entertaining and not just horrible.

Funny tweets, fresh tweets, clever tweets, comedy, dating, tinder.
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Twitter's Sharing 'Dumb' Ideas To Improve The World & They're Low-Key Brilliant

Writer Bijan Stephen went viral yesterday after asking Twitter users to share some dumb ideas they think would actually make the world a better place. The response was impressive. Most suggestions, like forcing people to work in the service industry, are actually quite intelligent and valid. Those that aren't still veer towards clever and hilarious. We've put together our favorites and hope the thread keeps moving. Lord knows this world needs improvement. 

Funny twitter thread from @BijanStephen about dumb ideas of how to make the world a better place.
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28 Silly Memes & Tweets To Keep You From Going Nuts

Happy Hump Day, losers! We may be halfway through the sh*tty week but it sure as hell doesn't feel like it. That's why we've rounded up this healthy mix of arguably dumb, moderately amusing, and slightly clever memes, tweets and comics. We done did it for you. We did it for us.

Funny memes, funny tweets, random tweets, wednesday memes, wednesdays, hump day, hump day memes, dating.
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26 Amusing Tweets You'll Wish You Twote

Ever hop on Twitter and wish you'd come up with one of those clever 280 character tidbits? Just us? Even if you haven't, you'll appreciate these entertaining nuggets of comedy gold. There are worse ways to waste your time.

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20 Terrific Tweets That'll Impress You With Their Wit

Some people write novels, others short stories. Then there are the Twitter freaks that write 280 character posts of mesmerizing genius. 

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