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36 Funny & Clever Tweets Fresh From Twitter

We're back with another round of amusing shower thoughts, witty takes, and funny jokes we wish we'd thought of first. That's right, we've got a bunch of the best recent tweets from the funny minds of Twitter. So if you love jokes but would rather not open up the bird app, this collection is perfect for those looking for a quick distraction

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Creative Posts From Internet Poets

Was "reading more" one of your failed New Year's resolutions? Well, we're going to let you in on a little secret: you don't have to buy books to indulge in the creativity of wordsmiths. Turns out that you can consume clever witticisms all over the internet. You just have to know where to look. Fortunately, the subreddit r/brandnewsentence makes that mission a little easier. It's a veritable hub of quirky writing that's been harvested from Twitter, Tumblr, and even the dreaded hellscape that is Facebook. We've put together some of their finest examples of creative writing, but there's loads more where these came from. Hell, they may even inspire you to get a little more funky with your own posts. Go crazy. We're here for a good time, not a boring time.

Funny memes, tweets, and tumblr posts collected from Reddit, r/brandnewsentence | Molly Hodgdon @Manglewood His kiss slow, but firm and unyielding like an old man backing his Lincoln Town OCar over handicapped parking sign. | Dylan Sprouse @dylansprouse Happy two year anniversary. Here's us looking more alike with each passing year until single beast with four arms and four legs runs at top speed 50mph and screams like baboon at nearby travelers trespassing into our woods many more!
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37 Amusing Tweets From The Clever Brains Of Twitter

Funny tweets are kind of like memes for people who like their jokes in text form. Anything can become a meme if it's shared enough, including tweets that get taken out of their original context (Twitter) and spread elsewhere across the internet. We like to think we're elevating tweets to meme-status whenever we offer one of these entertaining collections of the best recent stuff from the bird app. If you feel the same way, then you'll probably have a good time scrolling through this curated batch of Twitter gems.

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Fresh & Funny Musings From The Wild West Of Twitter

While Twitter's become ever so slightly more palatable since the inauguration, it's still a cesspool of political opinion and general histrionics. Which sucks, because it dissuades people from enjoy the best part of the site: all the smart people who are good at crafting short and sweet jokes and musings. To save you from the woeful experience of scrolling through the "Bird App," we've put together some of the site's fresh and funny gems right here in this gallery. It's not much, but it's honest work.

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Latest Zingers From The Funny Side Of Twitter

We're back with another batch of fresh tweets that showcase the skills of those who can craft a good joke out of 280 characters or less. Some like to quip about the latest news, while others prefer to share short and sweet stories. We welcome all the tweets as long as they make us laugh!

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39 Clever Tweets From The Best Of Twitter

Twitter can often feel like a Speaker's Corner on meth, but sometimes it's delightful when you manage to block out the Twitter slush and enjoy the rare gems. It's hard to do this though, so we've taken the liberty of curating some of our favorite tweets from the infamous Bird App™️ for you. You're welcome. 

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Fresh & Funny Musings From The Wordsmiths Of Twitter

Happy Monday, y'all! We're back with fresh and (sometimes) clever tweets that were shared on Ye Olde Bird App this past week. While it kind of feels like politics have calmed down a bit since Joe Biden's inauguration, we still think it's worth avoiding Twitter. So we've put together this gallery of weird, funny and relatable tweets from some of our favorite accounts. It's not much, but it's honest work. 

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Funny & Clever Moments That Are Technically True

Ever see a meme or tweet that while cursed or coy, was actually 100% true? If not, we're happy to introduce you to r/technicallythetruth. The subreddit is jam-packed with clever, smug, and sometimes unintentional sentiments that can't be argued with. While they may not be revolutionary, and some of the memes might be dumb, they're pretty damn entertaining. We've put together some of their latest and greatest arguably true tidbits for your perusal.

Funny and clever moments that are technically true | Can see pictures people who have their tv built into wall. Thank 34 250 answers Like Answer Alan Mooney No problem | yoyoslushie 16h 1 Award 14 Reply 11.6k conflictedthrewaway 13h This kid's going places notyouravgredditer •16h are doing on NSFW question then 1 7.5k yoyoslushie 16h S 80 Awards don't go work 23.0k shogi_x 15h ?S3Awards Shit mean, he's definitely got us there. 1 8.6k
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54 Amusing Tweets Fresh From The Funny Minds Of Twitter

We're back with another round of fresh and funny tweets from all corners of the bird app. In this collection, you'll find painfully relatable tweets about trying to be productive in the time of Covid, random and absurd tweets about nothing in particular, mildly topical tweets with a tongue-in-cheek edge, and plenty of other amusing Twitter gold. If you're in the mood for even more tweets, we've got lots more here

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45 Entertaining Tweets Ranging From Clever To Absurd

We're back with another round of hilarious, relatable, and intriguing tweets from the great minds of Twitter. Some people can't stand endlessly scrolling through that overstimulating bird app for more than a few minutes, and we totally get it. That's why we like to put together a digestible dose of the good stuff. Sit back, relax, and enjoy some tweets

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Viral Twitter Meme Pokes Fun At Men Who Avoid Therapy

The stereotype about men being more emotionally detached and repressed than women is a pretty inflated generalization when you consider all of the cultural and societal factors that affect all of us, but if you look at the statistics, it's true that women are more likely to seek mental health treatment than men. Twitter has turned this stereotype into a pretty amusing and clever meme that roasts the sort of men who will go out of their way to avoid therapy at all costs. Some of the funniest tweets manage to reference fictional male characters in the meme to add another layer to the joke—for example, 'men will literally take the ring to Mordor instead of going to therapy.'

We've collected some of our favorite tweets that hilariously exemplify the meme.

funny tweets, funny twitter, twitter memes, twitter, men, therapy, trending, funny memes, memes, trending memes, mental health memes, clever tweets | Colleen @C0113enG men will literally run for president instead of going to therapy | The Elder Memes ELDER @TheElderMemes MEMES Men will literally commit regicide and create their own oblivion realm instead of going to therapy
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30 Tweets Featuring Amusing Plot Twists

Remember that "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie" meme? Well, these tweets perfectly exemplify the format, albeit in the form of character-restricted twitter gems. The jokes are a perfect example of how you can pack twists and turns into short shows of absurdist comedy.

Funny tweets with unexpected endings and plot twists | Paul Follow @FrenulumBreve licking lips anticipation nervous never done bungee jump before. INSTRUCTOR: don't lick my lips again.
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37 Scottish Tweets That Are Pure Dead Brilliant

If you haven't yet experienced the delight that is Scottish Twitter, nae bother because we've got a great selection of entertaining tweets that will give you a taste of some pure Scottish wit. For all the dafties out there who cannae understand one word of Scots, we've translated some of these tweets just for fun. 

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27 Clever & Relatable Twitter Tidbits

Want to indulge in all the humor that Twitter has to offer - without actually logging into that garbage fire of a site? We've got you covered. These tweets, which range from carefully aged to super fresh, are packed with that punchy relatable wit we so love. And you can enjoy the fun all without some weird Karen-esque political diatribe or the self-important "I don't know who needs to hear this" crap that's become so popular. You're welcome. 

Funny and relatable jokes and comedy from twitter, funny tweets, relatable tweets | Classical Studies Memes Helleni CSMFHT Ancient Egypt, summarised Do want join my religion s religion? Shitheadsteve interested | Zuri Davis @ProperlyZuri is Joe Biden's plan stop recipe bloggers telling long, unskippable, mostly unrelated childhood memory before sharing damn recipe?
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Bleak Memes & Tweets That Sum Up Thanksgiving 2020

Covid-19 has probably changed the lives of most people in the United States at this point. With cases going up every day, the CDC - and most government officials - have been urging citizens to opt out of large family Thanksgivings and stick to celebrating with the people we already live with. While it's pretty clear that having a big family get-together, some people have been very vocal about how they're not about to let fear win. And according to airline records, millions of Americans have decided to travel against the CDC's advice. There are, however, many meme makers and Twitter users who are actually celebrating the opportunity to skip the often obligatory holiday for once. The ability to mute ones more annoying relatives on Zoom makes it all sound worthwhile. To celebrate this century's bleakest Thanksgiving, we've put together this gallery of memes and tweets that truly, well, say it all. And while we're enjoying laughing about the madness, we truly do wish you a happy Thanksgiving. Stay healthy, y'all. 

Funny memes and tweets about Thanksgiving 2020, dank memes, bleak memes, depressing memes, cdc, coronavirus, family, lol | Thankful Joe @DontMissLegDay Thanksgiving with the family circa 2020 soldiers in gas masks | DO SAY GOD DEATH? imgfip.com NO, AUNT KAREN NOT COMING THANKSGIVING THIS YEAR. Game of Thrones
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Amusing Memes & Tweets For Maxing And Relaxing

Ah, Sunday. The day of rest. For some people that means going to church or spending time with family. Perhaps cooking a big meal and watching a movie. For memepilled individuals such as ourselves, however, it's a day best spent scrolling through funny tidbits on the internet. If you like to do the same, you'll probably enjoy this collection of humor. Enjoy!

Funny memes, tweets and tumblr posts, 2020 memes, clever tweets, twitter memes | If 2020 hula hoop barbed wire wrapped in a circle | after smashing three baskets chips at Mexican restaurant and then my entree comes out Tired Spongebob
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