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A Bunch of the Best Witty Tweets That Were Recently Twote

Riddle me this: if a clever tweet is twote and no one is around to read it, is it still funny? We think so. But it's a lot better when good tweets don't go to waste. That's why we've gathered all of our favorite recent gems from Twitter to make sure they get the appreciation they deserve. Whether you couldn't care less about what's going on in the bird app universe or you're craving the latest funny tidbits wrapped up in a nice digestible package, we've done a bit of Twitter curation to make your scrolling a bit easier (and more entertaining). 

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37 Scottish Tweets That Are Pure Dead Brilliant

If you haven't yet experienced the delight that is Scottish Twitter, nae bother because we've got a great selection of entertaining tweets that will give you a taste of some pure Scottish wit. For all the dafties out there who cannae understand one word of Scots, we've translated some of these tweets just for fun. 

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30+ Funny & Clever Tweets From Talented Twitter

We're back with another round of amusing shower thoughts, witty takes, and funny jokes we wish we'd thought of first. That's right, we've got a bunch of the best recent tweets from the funny minds of Twitter. So if you love jokes but would rather not open up the bird app, this collection is perfect for those looking for a quick distraction

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Amusing Tweets From The Clever Brains Of Twitter

Funny tweets are kind of like memes for people who like their jokes in text form. Anything can become a meme if it's shared enough, including tweets that get taken out of their original context (Twitter) and spread elsewhere across the internet. We like to think we're elevating tweets to meme-status whenever we offer one of these entertaining collections of the best recent stuff from the bird app. If you feel the same way, then you'll probably have a good time scrolling through this curated batch of Twitter gems.

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Creative Posts From Internet Poets

Was "reading more" one of your failed New Year's resolutions? Well, we're going to let you in on a little secret: you don't have to buy books to indulge in the creativity of wordsmiths. Turns out that you can consume clever witticisms all over the internet. You just have to know where to look. Fortunately, the subreddit r/brandnewsentence makes that mission a little easier. It's a veritable hub of quirky writing that's been harvested from Twitter, Tumblr, and even the dreaded hellscape that is Facebook. We've put together some of their finest examples of creative writing, but there's loads more where these came from. Hell, they may even inspire you to get a little more funky with your own posts. Go crazy. We're here for a good time, not a boring time.

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42 Funny & Concise Tweets For Short Attention Spans

It's a strange time in an even stranger world. Many have been made to feel alienated from their friends, families, neighbors and coworkers and we were just expected to cope. Well, easier said than done! Social media as a communication tool is far from perfect, but can you imagine what the pandemic would have been like without it? Yeah, Twitter can be pretty toxic and unbearable sometimes, but at least it gives us a sense of how millions of others are feeling in uncertain times. We've got a bunch of hilarious tweets that range from topical and relatable to downright silly. If you're still in hibernation mode but want to feel social, these tweets might provide some comforting amusement. 

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Funny Musings From The Wild West Of Twitter

While Twitter's become ever so slightly more palatable since the inauguration, it's still a cesspool of political opinion and general histrionics. Which sucks, because it dissuades people from enjoy the best part of the site: all the smart people who are good at crafting short and sweet jokes and musings. To save you from the woeful experience of scrolling through the "Bird App," we've put together some of the site's fresh and funny gems right here in this gallery. It's not much, but it's honest work.

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A Fresh Selection Of Short And Sweet Tweets

As most of you must know by now, we're really into the creative, weird, and funny tweets that the internet poets of Twitter crap out on a regular basis. What we don't enjoy, however, is the constant stream of political diatribes, cruel and infantile trolls, or pretentious people trying to one up one another. While we can't take the good without the bad, that's what we aim to provide for you with these galleries of fresh and funny tweets.

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39 Clever Tweets From The Best Of Twitter

Twitter can often feel like a Speaker's Corner on meth, but sometimes it's delightful when you manage to block out the Twitter slush and enjoy the rare gems. It's hard to do this though, so we've taken the liberty of curating some of our favorite tweets from the infamous Bird App™️ for you. You're welcome. 

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Funny & Clever Moments That Are Technically True

Ever see a meme or tweet that while cursed or coy, was actually 100% true? If not, we're happy to introduce you to r/technicallythetruth. The subreddit is jam-packed with clever, smug, and sometimes unintentional sentiments that can't be argued with. While they may not be revolutionary, and some of the memes might be dumb, they're pretty damn entertaining. We've put together some of their latest and greatest arguably true tidbits for your perusal.

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54 Amusing Tweets From The Funny Minds Of Twitter

We're back with another round of fresh and funny tweets from all corners of the bird app. In this collection, you'll find painfully relatable tweets about trying to be productive in the time of Covid, random and absurd tweets about nothing in particular, mildly topical tweets with a tongue-in-cheek edge, and plenty of other amusing Twitter gold. If you're in the mood for even more tweets, we've got lots more here

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21 Brand New Sentences From Internet Poets

Some people are just natural-born word wizards who can craft amusing witticisms in their sleep. Thanks to Twitter, Tumblr and subreddits like r/brandnewsentence, funny gems from low-key internet poets are preserved and immortalized in screenshots that get passed around like any other meme. We've collected a handful of these 'brand new sentences' for anyone who's into quirky posts

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Funny Random Thoughts From The Clever Minds Of Twitter

Twitter doesn't always have to be about crafting the next mind-blowing hot take about the latest celebrity gossip or political calamity. In fact, some of the best tweets are those innocuous shower thoughts that make you go 'huh' and simply go about the rest of your day. A number of Twitter-heads out there may expect some earth-shattering discourse whenever they fire up the app, but that's not what we're after today. We're all about the random jokes and funny observations. If you're after the same kind of modest Twitter gems, then this collection is right up your alley.  

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36 Terrific Tweets Taken From Twitter

We're back with another round of clever zingers and witty proclamations from the best of Twitter. If you want funny and concise takes about the latest cultural events or random and amusing shower thoughts about nothing of any particular importance, then you'll surely be into this entertaining tweets.

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40 Entertaining Tweets From The Clever Minds Of Twitter

It's been a pretty exciting day for Twitter—epic royal family drama, ironic misogyny from Burger King, Jack Dorsey selling his first tweet ever for millions of dollars...but this doesn't mean everyone has to care about the latest Twitter tea. Sometimes it's more fun to just dip into the funny and innocuous Twitter tidbits. We've got a variety of entertaining recent tweets for anyone who just wants to laugh and could care less about what's trending.

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Latest Zingers From The Funny Side Of Twitter

We're back with another batch of fresh tweets that showcase the skills of those who can craft a good joke out of 280 characters or less. Some like to quip about the latest news, while others prefer to share short and sweet stories. We welcome all the tweets as long as they make us laugh!

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