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Clever Tweets About Professor X & Questionable Superpowers

As a kid, I often fantasized about having a superpower. It's true that I may have spent too much time with my older (and male) cousin, but the idea of being "special" like one of Professor X's mutant wards was an attractive fantasy. Judging by the popularity of X-Men, I probably wasn't alone in my yearning. The comics and movies, however, have done more than allow people to escape reality via superhero material. Over the last year the X-Men have inspired some seriously clever memes on Twitter - something that's a bit more relevant to our adult (and extremely online) tastes. 

The memes generally follow the format of Professor X asking about a person's superpowers. The jokes riff on some pretty unimpressive skills or mutations, and the clever jokes unfold from there. While many of these are a bit less than fresh, the format has been seeing a comeback over the last month. We hope to see more of this smart humor, but in the meantime, we've rounded up some of our favorite examples of the meme. Maybe that's our superpower. 

Funny tweets about X-men and superpowers, professor x, weird twitter, twitter meme | Beans After Dark @goodbeanalt Professor X: what's your super power? Me: impersonation Professor X: oh really? Professor X: yes Spooky Skoog @Skoog Professor X: what's your power? Me: super strength Professor X: that's great Me: but only when i'm really horny Professor X: oh? Me: [stares him directly in the eye while i lift an entire bookcase] Professor X: oh..
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25 Tweets That Just Hit Right

Feeling bored? Craving comedy? Need a spicy and scathing take to reinvigorate your sad brain? This gallery of tweets may be exactly what you're looking for. They're not going to win any prizes in the journalism department, but they may fill the unhappy and bored void in your heart temporarily. And that counts for something. 

Funny clever and witty tweets, boredom, jrr tolkien, donald trump, halloween, spooky season | Dropped Mike @rebrafsim If carve pumpkin September 's called premature ejackolantern won't be taking questions
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Thirty Tweets Featuring Amusing Plot Twists

Remember that "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie" meme? Well, these tweets perfectly exemplify the format, albeit in the form of character-restricted twitter gems. The jokes are a perfect example of how you can pack twists and turns into short shows of absurdist comedy.

Funny tweets with unexpected endings and plot twists
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McDonalds' Travis Scott Burger Inspires Sassy Twitter Meme

By now you must have heard of Travis Scott's collaboration with McDonalds. The rapper teamed up with the fast food chain to offer a personalized combination meal. The bacon burger (and fries, and BBQ sauce) combo has proved so popular that it's led to quarter pounder shortages across the nation. It's also led to the rise of a new Twitter meme that basically insinuates people might decide to be less shitty if Travis Scott had a collaboration with stuff such as soap, or deodorant. These are our favorites of the sassy gems.

funny tweets, travis scott mcdonald's, travis scott burger, twitter meme | 5'11 on good day itsjustmackie_ maybe if travis scott collabed with indeed u mfs would get job
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Clever Tweets For An Enjoyable Scrolling Experience

It never ceases to amaze us that Twitter users are able to pack clever comedy into a 280 character limit. We try to fill our feed with funny writers and comedians to make our timeline a little more palatable. So we figured we'd share the wealth of tweets with you. If you like what you see, give these funny folks a follow. They deserve the recognition. 

funny random tweets, clever tweets, twitter memes, humor, comedy writing | soul nate @MNateShyamalan oh must be mistaken liam neeson's wife: please, call susan
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Fresh Tweets Filled With Clever Humor

When we're really bored we often find ourselves scrolling Twitter for way, way, too long - thus exposing ourselves to the takes of some of the most terrible people on the internet. We wish that we could somehow enjoy the website without having to hurt our brains with negativity and political diatribes. Sometimes, though, you have to be the change you wish to see in the world. Hopefully this gallery will be a safe way for you to enjoy Twitter without the pain.

funny random tweets | Kids_kubed D @Kids_kubed Angel: People are getting crazy again do do God: Tiger King series is done? Angel while now God: Put Carole Baskin on Dancing with Stars and have Joe Exotic release his own line underwear Angel: Done | Holdin on Hill @HoldinCoffeeld Every day get home work and sit before my vanity mirror; slowly wiping peach makeup off my face reveal bone white, blue eyelids, red circles cheeks and long smiling crimson oval lips remove my prosthetic nose, my foam
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Quality Tweets For Discerning Scrollers

There are many ways to waste time on the internet. You can scroll Facebook to see what nonsense your racist aunts and uncles are posting. You can peruse Instagram to see what all your friends are eating. Or, you can take in this gallery of short and sweet Twitter gems that are packed with humor. The right choice is pretty obvious.

Clever and funny tweets, stupid tweets, twitter memes, twitter gems | Ron Iver @ronnui_ can't believe August 2020" Not 2019 still kissing my friends on lips they make good joke don't know minutiae legal tiger ownership Murder hornet" is call every hornet. 2:51 PM 2020-08-10 Twitter Android 821 Retweets and comments 8,580 Likes
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Freshly Harvested Tweets For For Your Scrolling Pleasure

It's amazing what people can pack into 280 characters these days. Political diatribes. Anti-vaxx manifestos. And then there's the comedy. We find the comedy a lot more palatable. And we've got a crap ton of it right here.

funny tweets | cam @climaxximus real estate agent: this house has 1 bedroom, 50 hallways, and 's haunted. pacman: sold 12:50 PM 2020-08-09 Twitter Android 1,824 Retweets and comments 16.2K Likes
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Fifty Quality Tweets For The Reversal Of Boredom

There are few better antidotes to boredom than mindlessly scrolling through the depths of Twitter. Unfortunately, this type of perusal often leads to rage, sadness, and disgust at all the bad takes on politics, coronavirus, and social issues. To help you avoid those pitfalls, we've put together this compilation of fresh, funny, and (admittedly) some corny tweets for your entertainment pleasure. 

Funny tweets, random tweets, twitter gems, twitter memes | clean slate @PleaseBeGneiss Dying man: tell my wife love her sounds emotionally draining Dying man: please can text her Dying man: no s her snap | thomas @thombodytolove "do u have protection feel around my nightstand open drawer and pull wrapper out. tearing open with my teeth send taco bell sauce everywhere. oh no. wrong drawer my sauce drawer im gonna tell my friends bout ur sauce drawer night is ruined
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Fifty Excellent Tweets From Masters Of Brevity

We're consistently amazed by the geniuses who manage to pack hilarity, cleverness, and astute observations into 280 character tweets. As people who have difficulty saying what we mean in succinct terms, the ability to entertain with brevity is one we admire. And this gallery of Twitter goodness is filled with folks who were really graced with that skill. 

Funny tweets, twitter memes, relatable tweets, weird twitter | Danny @dundlewood Behind every great man is great woman. Behind her? Another great man. Everybody here is great and guess s conga time baby 06/07/2017, 20:40 7,987 Retweets 24.7K Likes
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29 Tantalizing Tweets Of Admirable Cleverness

It might not take much to wow our tiny brains, but we think these 280 character tidbits deserve some serious love. There are without a doubt people that can write a novel and completely fail to execute a tweet with grace and wit. Fortunately for your eyes, we've found at least 29 people who are more than capable of delivering short and sweet bits of comedy. 

Funny tweets, silly tweets, random tweets, funny tweets | Sophia Benoit @1followerndad Top Movies Boyfriend Wants Watch An Idiot Saves President -Rich Boy Hero 4 -Silent Hero Journey Boy -Fight Fight Fight -Boats | Peter Schultz @pete_schultz relatively successful and busy man who lives city, my greatest fear is losing my girlfriend hometown hunk with young son who teaches her true meaning Christmas
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Sixteen Twitter Gems For Short And Sweet Entertainment

This gallery of tweets is perfect for people with short attention spans. We ain't all got time to read a book after all. So have at 'em, and then check out more here via Fail Blog!

Funny random tweets | wittyidiot @stephenszczerba Kinda feel bad attractive people who are now having communicate with their words first time and realizing they don't have personality
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Just A Crap Ton Of Amusing Tweets

We're working hard to provide you all with myriad ways to waste your time. This gigantic batch of tweets is good for a solid five to ten minutes of procrastination and dopamine. If these tidbits aren't enough for you, you can check out some more tweets here or some random memes right here.

funny random tweets | Grace Segers O @Grace_Segers writing an email using an exclamation point so know friendly and excited! But now using period so know l'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with period as buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much! | wes @sewkx my 6th grade science class girl read "orgasm" instead organism" and class laughed she embarrassed calm her down our teacher told her everyone would forget two weeks s been 9 years stll remember Danielle fucking remember hope see thi
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Entertaining Tweets To Rid You Of Boredom

Twitter is always a bit of a terrifying minefield, but this is ever more true during election season. When politics are being shoved down your throat 24/7, it's nice to take a break from it all. So what if you like funny tweets but don't want to read any cringey takes on Bernie Sanders or Donald Trump? Well, we've got you covered. We've collected some funny fresh tweets and put 'em all in one place. No politics allowed.

Funny tweets, cleaver tweets, stupid memes, stupid tweets, relatable memes, relatable twitter | tweet by Mom and Buried @momandburied1 This time year is super-fun cause there are only three states being: 1. Getting sick 2. Being sick 3. Getting over being sick
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