Work is never good and don't act surprised.
If you haven't heard (or understandably just don't give a crap), Kanye West has started preaching the Gospel in his newest album, Jesus is King. He's even given up swearing, and has vowed to change his old lyrics to cleaner versions. No, we're not joking.
The album hasn't received the best reviews so far (apart from Donald Trump Jr.'s favorable remarks), but the song "Closed on Sunday" has gotten a fair amount of attention for its mock-worthy lyric, "closed on a Sunday, you're my Chick-Fil-A" in reference to the fast food chain's well-known Christian morals.
Need we say anymore?
Whether you're walkin' with the Lord or a straight-up devil-worshiping sinner, we think you'll find some enjoyment out of these comical Christian memes. If Jesus was around today, we think he'd be a meme guy, so he'd probably be cool with you skipping Bible study on Wednesday to look at memes instead. (Probably.)
"Assassination Chain" is a brand new dank meme inspired by a scene in the TV show Person of Interest where four characters hold each other at gunpoint. The scene isn't supposed to be a comedic one, but its absurdity makes it the perfect specimen for a fresh and dank object-label meme!
Happy Sunday, y'all! The Lord's day of rest wouldn't be as fun if we couldn't scroll through r/dankchristianmemes and feel ourselves teetering the thin line between worship and sin. Here are some of our favorite memes that are just brimming with the holy spirit.
It's time to repent for Lent! In honor of this time of penance for those observing, we've concocted a gallery of Jesus memes that you can giggle at while you let go of your ego for a whole six weeks. Jesus was pretty chill, so we think he def would've been a meme guy.
Okay, so for all the believers out there, looking at memes definitely won't get you into heaven - we're pretty sure you have to actually, like, be a good person and help the poor and stuff. Whether you're Christian or not, we think you'll find some amusement in these memes. For more, check out Reddit!