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Happy Sunday, friends and fellow meme-lovers. For some of us, the day is merely a last moment of respite before another grueling week of being productive members of society. If you can get past Monday's impending doom. But for others, this is a day of worship in addition to a day of rest. The latter crew might be hitting up a megachurch, a quaint chapel, or watching worship on the television. But we'd wager that most young Christians have something in common with non-believers: a love of humor - and memes. 

While it may seem blasphemous to apply spicy humor to matters of the world's most popular religion, we mean no disrespect. It's only natural that beliefs that span thousands of years would lend themselves to memes. The stories (even if you're an atheist) are steeped in history, and the parables and lessons they teach aren't just familiar to Christians. So whether you dabble in scripture or celebrate Christmas for gifts, we're pretty sure these memes will hit the spot. And if the heat is too much for pious brains, just keep on scrolling. 

In Louisville, Kentucky there is a seemingly innocuous house on 8800 Blue Lick Road that went unnoticed for years until the seller of the property posted a listing for it a couple months back. The listing included a virtual 3D tour that revealed the property's strange and somewhat disturbing contents. Many dependable internet detectives investigated the tour and found two 'his and hers' toilets right next to each other, a creepy red exit sign in the kitchen, oddly placed portraits of twin brothers, hundreds of 'Girls Gone Wild' DVDs, and of course the infamous bathtub room, just to name a few. People who have completed the tour (or tried to) are losing their shit about it online. We've watched the speedruns (yes, speedruns) and we are shook.

While these memes are about Christianity and the ol' bible, you don't have to worship Jesus to enjoy 'em. Anyone who is involved with institutionalized religion knows there's much to laugh about. And what better way to poke fun at religion than with funny Christian memes for zealots and atheists alike?

Unfortunately, Easter this year will be incredibly anti-climactic due to all of us being stuck at home in quarantine. We just hope these amusing memes will make your time marginally more bearable. 

Now please enjoy even more Christian memes!

God bless the artists who attempt to restore classic works, such as our favorite Ecce Homo that we all know and love to mock. Can't say they didn't try! 

However, we have to admit that while this particular restoration of the Ghent Altarpiece lamb isn't technically artistically bad, it's still creepy-looking and kind of misses the mark. But at least we get some good memes out of it!

If you haven't heard (or understandably just don't give a crap), Kanye West has started preaching the Gospel in his newest album, Jesus is King. He's even given up swearing, and has vowed to change his old lyrics to cleaner versions. No, we're not joking. 

The album hasn't received the best reviews so far (apart from Donald Trump Jr.'s favorable remarks), but the song "Closed on Sunday" has gotten a fair amount of attention for its mock-worthy lyric, "closed on a Sunday, you're my Chick-Fil-A" in reference to the fast food chain's well-known Christian morals. 

Need we say anymore?

Whether you're walkin' with the Lord or a straight-up devil-worshiping sinner, we think you'll find some enjoyment out of these comical Christian memes. If Jesus was around today, we think he'd be a meme guy, so he'd probably be cool with you skipping Bible study on Wednesday to look at memes instead. (Probably.)

"Assassination Chain" is a brand new dank meme inspired by a scene in the TV show Person of Interest where four characters hold each other at gunpoint. The scene isn't supposed to be a comedic one, but its absurdity makes it the perfect specimen for a fresh and dank object-label meme!

Happy Sunday, y'all! The Lord's day of rest wouldn't be as fun if we couldn't scroll through r/dankchristianmemes and feel ourselves teetering the thin line between worship and sin. Here are some of our favorite memes that are just brimming with the holy spirit.