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Sixteen Deranged Tweets From Cursed Twitter Account 'VeggieTales Facts'

Who else watched Veggie Tales growing up? You know, the wholesome show that tells biblical stories using animated produce? If you feel like having your childhood ruined, you've come to the right place! Veggietales Facts is a cursed Twitter account for people who want to expand their "veggie knowledge." Just scroll and you'll see what we mean.

Funny tweets from Twitter account "Veggietales Facts" | Veggietales Facts @Veggiefact does anyone know any demonic rituals can do with household supplies on budget
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Hilarious Twitter Thread Details A Totally Insane Christian Action Movie

Strap in folks, cause you're in for a wild ride. PhD candidate Laura Robinson took to Twitter to detail a totally ridiculous movie she watched with her husband. The movie, entitled Assassin 33 AD, has pretty much everything including time travel, machine guns, and a frat house in heaven. 

And the best part of this movie is that it isn't ironic at all. You can watch the trailer here if  you dare - it's really...something. But if you'd rather have a text rundown of the whole movie then scroll down. Godspeed.

Funny Twitter thread about a Christian movie called "Assassin 33 AD" | Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn There is deadly serious Christian action movie about Muslims who invent time travel so they can go back time and kill Jesus so he can't die our sins and course my husband bought because he's an actual monster.
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Bunch Of Drunk Scots Come Together Over 'Miracle Bread' In This Entertaining Twitter Thread

Who knew that a simple loaf of bread could bring so many Scottish drunkards together? We certainly didn't, but you know what they say: you never know when you'll find a holy symbol in something so ordinary. Okay, no one really says that but you get what we mean, right? Anyway, please enjoy this story brought to you by Jimmy Watkins.

Funny Twitter thread about a 'miracle' loaf of bread
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31 Christian Memes For Anyone Walkin' With The Lord

Praise the lord, hallelujah! Or whatever it is you say in church. Look, we're not religious here so we hope that these memes will make sense to all of our Christian audience. And if you're not a Christian, we hope you'll get a kick out of them regardless! Amen to that, right?

Funny Christian memes
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