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Also, points for this spelling of "lasagne."
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As shallow tabloids go, the Daily Mail is one of the worst offenders out there. The publication is famous for "reporting" on female celebrities faces and figures as they go about their days. Some of their choice headlines today include "Christine McGuinness flaunts her tanned and toned figure in an underboob baring thong bikini as she hits the beach in Mallorca" and "Ashley Graham puts growing baby bump on display in black leggings to workout... as she praises her fans for sharing their stretch mark photos". Twitter account @MaleDaily1 (The Daily Male) is here to flip these sketchy reporting practices and apply them to all your favorite male celebrities. Reading about Danny Devito "pouring" into a black outfit and Piers' Morgan "hiding his famous hourglass physique" really shows you just how awful the Daily Mail is about featuring women. We're not sure if this account will flip the script on their reporting, but we hope that it'll make the general public a bit more aware regarding these gender discrepancies. In the meantime, the photoshops are wildly funny, and we can't wait for more.
Are you sick of Avengers memes? Well too bad, because they're still here and they don't seem to be going anywhere anytime soon. This time it's Steve Rogers, AKA Captain America, pulling apart a stump in a scene from Avengers: Age of Ultron.
Even if you're not an Avengers fan, please enjoy these dank memes that feature our boy Chris Evans' big strong muscles.
Just when you thought we'd moved past the Avengers: Endgame memes or at least Steve Rogers memes, another dank format starts popping up around Reddit and 9gag. This particular meme features an old ass Steve Rogers saying "No, I don't think I will" following an emotional exchange with Sam Wilson regarding his choice to spend his life with Peggy. As can be expected, memers have taken the sweet line and turned it into something a lot more funny.
Late last week we were hit with a barrage of memes about Avengers character Captain America (Chris Evans) flexing his time-travelling knowledge on his boo, Peggy Carter. Steve Rogers never looked so smart. We put together a healthy selection of the memes, but they just keep. On. Coming. And they appear to be getting spicier.
Another day, another dank Avengers: Endgame meme! The r/dankmemes subreddit has been flooded with Captain America (Chris Evans) memes for the past two days, and these particular formats deal heavily with history. In Endgame, chooses to travel through time permanently to spend the rest of his days with Peggy Carter, the love of his life. These memes address the fact that the former Captain America would have a wealth of historical knowledge that Peggy lacks - and can even use it to his advantage. The result is a versatile dank meme that's endlessly entertaining.
And you know what else is endless? The amount of memes we're getting out of Endgame even way after the movie's initial release. An absolute win, some might say.
All hail Chris Evans' glorious, glorious ass in Avengers: Endgame.
The joke about his wonderfully thicc butt started when Scott Lang, AKA Ant-Man, commented to Steve Rogers (Captain America) in the film, " You look great, Cap. As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass."
Memers decided that it was indeed glorious enough to deserve a cornucopia of its own memes, and we can't say we disagree with that sentiment.
Billy Joel meets the Marvel Cinematic Universe? Sign us up. As Friday's release of Avengers: Endgame creeps closer, this video of the surviving characters singing their own wordy version of "We Didn't Start The Fire" is exactly what we need to tide us over. Bonus? A sweet visual shout out to the dearly departed Stan Lee at the end.
It's no news to anyone that anything Ryan Reynolds touches on Twitter is comedy gold, so when we saw this viral 'shop of the Marvel studs, we knew we were in for something good. Buzznet tweeted the gender-bending photo last week, claiming that the "female version" of Hugh Jackman looks an awful lot like the Deadpool actor's wife, actress Blake Lively. Reynolds agreed, and even tweeted as much, to the joy of his many internet-surfing fans.
Jackman's alleged resemblance to Lively wasn't the photo's only source of entertainment. While most of the actors involved look classically attractive, the artist decided to use a still from Zoolander 2 to represent a gender-bent Cumberbatch. His character in the film (a nonbinary and androgynous supermodel) may have long hair, but seriously lacks eyebrows. The joke went over some peoples heads, resulting in quite a few very freaked out tweets demanding a more legit version of the 'shop. Some dedicated fans of Cumberbatch stepped up to the plate, delivering quite an interesting range of results.
Twitter's new favorite thing is actually more of a vibe. Users have been tweeting nonstop about "Big Dick Energy" - a new slang term that's meant to convey a humble, understated form of confidence. Y'know, the kind of confidence that comes from being, well, well-endowed.
The phrase took off following the death of Anthony Bourdain when @imbogswaget tweeted that the late chef had Big Dick Energy - and that he would have wanted us to talk about it. Weeks later, pop star Ariana Grande insinuated on Twitter that her fiance, SNL's Pete Davidson, is gifted in the phallus department. Twitter user @babyvietcong attributed their whirlwind romance to the comic's "Big Dick Energy" - and the term blew up from there.
