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It feels like a million years since we last enjoyed a quality Marvel movie. And there's no telling when movie theaters will be reopening thanks to the pesky coronavirus pandemic. To get our fix of superhero goodness, we often turn to memes. And we've put together a crap ton of 'em for you.

Happy Hump Day, you absolute freaks. To celebrate making it halfway through the stereotypical Monday through Friday, 9-5 workweek, we've amassed this collection of arguably dumb memes to keep you distracted. Because who can actually focus on work during times like this? 

Actor Chris Evans of Marvel fame has a reputation for being a do-gooder dude. His Twitter account is a constant source of wholesome amusement, and fans are particularly fond of his adorable obsession with his dog, Dodger. Earlier this week, Evans attempted to groom Dodger - an attempt that many people have had to make during quarantine. The Captain America star ended up botching the doggy haircut, and shared a photo of the aftermath on Twitter and Instagram. Fans were absolutely charmed, offering messages of support (mostly for Dodger) and sharing their photos of own dog haircuts gone wrong. We've included some of our favorite responses, but you can check out more (and creep on his amazing tweets) on his account. We really hope Dodger forgives him. 

Some people turn to memes when they're bored. Others peruse 'em when they're avoiding responsibilities. A whole lot of people look at memes when they're feeling depressed or anxious. And every one of these reasons is completely valid. So whether you need these funny pics to brighten your day or just to waste your time, we've got you covered. There's something here for everyone.

Remember those Walking Dead dad joke memes that were popular what seems like forever ago? Well Rick Grimes has officially handed his corny ass crown over to Chris Evans' Captain America. These dad joke memes have been popping up all over Reddit and Instagram, and while they're definitely groan-worthy it's a take on Marvel memes that we're not upset about. The format is a mashup of scenes from 2014's Captain America: The Winter Soldier and last year's Avengers: Endgame, and it works really well as a template for punishing dad jokes. We've put together the latest and greatest in this gallery, but you can read more about the format and grab the versatile template over at Know Your Meme.

Let's hear it for happy accidents. Twitter user Dan Sheehan ordered what he thought was a sweater à la Chris Evans in Knives Out, and instead received all the materials required to actually knit it himself. He took to the website to share the amusing anecdote, and his followers came through with loads of puns and jokes that turned this mistake into a hilarious Twitter thread that we're glad we didn't miss it. 

We feature a lot of extremely funny stuff on this site, but the sad reality is that for every funny meme that exists, there are at least ten that are painfully cringey. This could mean a number of things: the joke just doesn't make sense, the spelling is flawed, or it's wildly offensive. Whatever the case, we put this batch of cringe together for meme masochists like ourselves. Because you're worth it.

As shallow tabloids go, the Daily Mail is one of the worst offenders out there. The publication is famous for "reporting" on female celebrities faces and figures as they go about their days. Some of their choice headlines today include "Christine McGuinness flaunts her tanned and toned figure in an underboob baring thong bikini as she hits the beach in Mallorca" and "Ashley Graham puts growing baby bump on display in black leggings to workout... as she praises her fans for sharing their stretch mark photos". Twitter account @MaleDaily1 (The Daily Male) is here to flip these sketchy reporting practices and apply them to all your favorite male celebrities. Reading about Danny Devito "pouring" into a black outfit and Piers' Morgan "hiding his famous hourglass physique" really shows you just how awful the Daily Mail is about featuring women. We're not sure if this account will flip the script on their reporting, but we hope that it'll make the general public a bit more aware regarding these gender discrepancies. In the meantime, the photoshops are wildly funny, and we can't wait for more.

Are you sick of Avengers memes? Well too bad, because they're still here and they don't seem to be going anywhere anytime soon. This time it's Steve Rogers, AKA Captain America, pulling apart a stump in a scene from Avengers: Age of Ultron. 

Even if you're not an Avengers fan, please enjoy these dank memes that feature our boy Chris Evans' big strong muscles.

Just when you thought we'd moved past the Avengers: Endgame memes or at least Steve Rogers memes, another dank format starts popping up around Reddit and 9gag. This particular meme features an old ass Steve Rogers saying "No, I don't think I will" following an emotional exchange with Sam Wilson regarding his choice to spend his life with Peggy. As can be expected, memers have taken the sweet line and turned it into something a lot more funny. 

Late last week we were hit with a barrage of memes about Avengers character Captain America (Chris Evans) flexing his time-travelling knowledge on his boo, Peggy Carter. Steve Rogers never looked so smart. We put together a healthy selection of the memes, but they just keep. On. Coming. And they appear to be getting spicier. 

Another day, another dank Avengers: Endgame meme! The r/dankmemes subreddit has been flooded with Captain America (Chris Evans) memes for the past two days, and these particular formats deal heavily with history. In Endgame, chooses to travel through time permanently to spend the rest of his days with Peggy Carter, the love of his life. These memes address the fact that the former Captain America would have a wealth of historical knowledge that Peggy lacks - and can even use it to his advantage. The result is a versatile dank meme that's endlessly entertaining.

And you know what else is endless? The amount of memes we're getting out of Endgame even way after the movie's initial release. An absolute win, some might say.

All hail Chris Evans' glorious, glorious ass in Avengers: Endgame. 

The joke about his wonderfully thicc butt started when Scott Lang, AKA Ant-Man, commented to Steve Rogers (Captain America) in the film, " You look great, Cap. As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass." 

Memers decided that it was indeed glorious enough to deserve a cornucopia of its own memes, and we can't say we disagree with that sentiment.