choosing beggars

There's a famous proverb that claims 'beggars can't be choosers.' Well apparently there are plenty of delusional jerks out there who don't see it that way. You know the type—the 'startup' company looking for free labor from PhD graduates. The entitled Karen who curses you for declining to deliver a free couch across state lines. The neighbor who thinks paying someone to mow their lawn is basically 'free money.' These audacious displays of greed and entitlement are bad enough on a normal day, but demanding free labor in this economy is especially infuriating. 

We've collected some truly maddening posts and messages that were immortalized on r/ChoosingBeggars. Sometimes it feels good to groan in solidarity. 

We've seen a lot of entitled bridezillas embarrass themselves on and off the internet, but this diva really takes the cake. In a facebook post, which was shared to r/choosingbeggars, the bride thanks her family and friends for over $30k in "donations" and announces that she and her fiance are cancelling their wedding with vague plans to reschedule. She's so ballsy that she straight up tells her loved ones that their generosity will be used for a honeymoon - before the two have even tied the knot. The post, as one can imagine, did not go over well with her would-be guests. If you think her announcement of the cancellation was painful, just wait until you see her defensive replies to offended and outraged family and friends.