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26 Devious Lies Parents Have Told Their Kids

As we grow older we start to understand why parents occasionally lie to their kids; 1.) because it's funny as hell, and 2.) because sometimes you just don't have the patience to explain things to someone who will either not fully understand or throw a temper tantrum over it. 

These poor Twitter users are describing the ridiculous lies their parents told them as kids!

26 Devious Lies Parents Have Told Their Kids That We Can All Relate To | Ashley @TheScoop27 Follow Rolled dice at 7yrs age ate some Skittles finally found out NOT deathly allergic candy. THOSE BASTARDS | Beware Dogma @ellelljaytoo Follow #LiesYourParentsToldYou COURSE DONT HAVE FAVORITE love both equally.
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Amusing Instances Of Childhood Stupidity

BREAKING NEWS: Kids...are extremely stupid. While not all of us are blessed (cursed?) with offspring of our own, thanks to the internet, we can enjoy moments of childhood imbecility secondhand. One of the best places to indulge these desires is the r/kidsarefuckingstupid subreddit. It's a veritable smorgasbord of parenting anecdotes and shameful recollection of the times people were younger and much more dumb. We've put together some of the latest and greatest instances of stupidity, but you can find more of the same hilarity over at Fail Blog. 

Funny tweets and moments of kids being stupid, childhood stupidity, facepalm | Children are best fundraisers because they don't understand economics: Principal student who raises $500 dollars school will get this free hat 12 year old is such great deal | have a good war Actual letter from Kid
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20 Funny & Wholesome Times Kids Tried To Use The Internet

Back when some of us were little kids, it was pretty difficult to do too much damage while navigating the world wide web. These days with countless social networks and all the different gadgets connected to the internet, kids can literally just pick up a device and start dishing out hot takes online. Young people who use YouTube but can barely put sentences together often accidentally bless us with content gold—like kids policing YouTube channels for using cuss words. We've got a bunch of examples of hilarious and wholesome times kids decided to use YouTube.

kids, youtube, funny kids, funny comments, youtube comments, funny screenshots, childhood, memes | No More Saying Cuss Words Guys! Its Inappropriate and Violent! | new car bad photoshop picture of a kid inside a car
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18 Times Kids Were Hilariously Dumb

Toddlers are like little balls of chaos waiting to explode at any moment. One second they're passed out in the middle of the floor surrounded by crayons and the next they're stuck in the toilet and can't tell you why or how. Whether you're a frustrated parent with a lot on your plate or a former kid who remembers all the stupid shit you used to say and do, anyone can appreciate these hilarious examples of kids being kids. Thanks to r/KidsAreFuckingStupid, we've got an endless supply of these funny anecdotes and pics of kids causing inexplicable mayhem.

twitter, funny stories, kids, childhood, funny memes, parenting, funny tweets, stupid kids, funny, parents, children | Amazing School Year Planned This year plan eat burrito without cutting it in half | Mrs. Grotke BHB_ Kids make no sense. toddler watching a tablet in a funny handstand position
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23 Twitter Users Share What They Once Thought Were Indicators Of Wealth

When I was a kid I thought my peers with Barbie dolls were rich. And people with air conditioners. And I wasn't the only child with a unique idea of what indicated that someone had money. This thread from @cpoliticditto proves that most kids had their own special ideas of wealth:

"My wife grew up thinking that having water/ice dispensers IN THE FRIDGE DOOR was a life goal.  I grew up thinking if you had a basketball hoop with a clear/plexiglass backboard, you were rich.  What are some things you thought were indicators of wealth when you were a kid?" 

The responses are a nice mix of amusing and depressing. While some kids thought that having an attic or a wide variety of cereal meant someone was privileged, other kids thought hot dog buns were a luxury. We've included some of our favorite responses, but there are tons more over at the thread.

Tweets about what kids used to think meant people were rich, wealth, funny, childhood | connectpoliticditto @cpoliticditto My wife grew up thinking having water/ice dispensers FRIDGE DOOR life goal grew up thinking if had basketball hoop with clear/ plexiglass backboard were rich are some things thought were indicators wealth were kid? | Le Ah @lfonten2 Replying cpoliticditto grew up San Diego military housing (old small townhouses) so thought having house with California roof meant were rich dr
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17 Nineties Memes For The Millennials Craving That Nostalgia

We can never get enough of the '90s memes, which is probably because many of us are about to hit 30 and we're longing for the days when we didn't have to worry about spending a fortune on rent or getting grey hairs. The '90s were just a simpler time where we could play with our Tamagotchis and not have a care in the world. And hey, while we're at it, have even more '90s memes!

Funny memes for Millennials and '90s kids | swankydesserts d C: 26 went 90s themed party last night piesandfalcs 's cup cake minty too young if don't know good pun truly is | My head HURTS just looking at these
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23 Funny & Frustrating Instances Of Kids Being Dumb

Some of us may not want to remember the dumb things we would do as children. Whether it was peeing into the vents of the family home (Sorry, mom) or harboring the thought that women don't poop, kids really are apt to doing (and thinking) the darndest things. The r/KidsAreFuckingStupid subreddit is full of these sorts of anecdotes, submitted by people who are marveling at their own childhood stupidity, frustrated and bemused parents, and people who may have seen a tweet they couldn't help but share. And we've got a bunch of the forum's best tidbits right here to share with you. 

Funny stories of kids being stupid, stupid kids, parenting, parenting tweets, childhood stupidity | always told people met Michael Jackson But now found picture, Maann wtf Who fuck this | Philip "Not Daddy" DeFranco @PhillyD Oh good. My son put my wireless headphones plastic container water keep them safe. good good good good good good good good good good great fine wonderful
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25 Little Kids Badly Navigating The Internet

Anyone who's ever spent a significant amount of time lurking the comments section of a YouTube video has probably come across a comment or two that looks suspiciously like it was written by a toddler. Often totally misspelled and difficult to interpret, these comments are pretty hilarious if you take them at face value. We've collected a bunch of screenshots of ridiculous instances where little kids probably somehow got a hold of their dad's YouTube account and went to town. 

kids, youtube, funny comments, memes, funny kids, funny screenshots, childhood | TheOdd1sOut O @theodd1sout Everyone waiting Nevada numbers: Nevada: K 2s Replying theoda Tsout do mean or this joke dont get because am child imgflip.com | make yourself colorblind 163 views 9. 4 Share Download Save
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People Share Their Irrational Childhood Fears

While we miss the lack of responsibilities that came with childhood, and being blissfully unaware of the absolute shit-show that is adulthood, we don't miss the weird and debilitating fears we grappled with when we were young..Redditor u/Shay_la_da reminded us of those phobias when they asked the AskReddit community to share the ridiculous fears that tortured them as kids. While some of them are understandable (um, escalators) others are just a little more absurd. But they're all entertaining. 

funny askreddit thread about harmless things that terrified people as children | r/AskReddit u/Shay_da_la 13h Join 's harmless thing terrified as child? 31 35 32 55 27 35 41 | kalooboo 12h 27 Awards Lawn flamingos. My big sister told they could take soul if looked into their eyes so l'd run past them with my eyes covered. O Reply 17.4k
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Fourteen Childhood Memes In Honor Of Simpler Times

These memes are here to help you remember the simpler times of childhood. You know, back when all we had to worry about was which Pokemon cards we were going to trade, or what the school cafeteria was serving for lunch. Check out some '90s-specific memes here!

Funny memes about childhood | Showing up school after doctor's appointment laughing leo mcdonald's happy meal | 7 year old after saying Bad morning teacher Welcome downtown Coolsville.
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Heart-Wrenching Comic Is A Valuable Lesson On Toxic Masculinity

If you're unfamiliar with the term "toxic masculinity," this post is for you. As most people know, we're a huge fan of webcomics. But a webcomic that teaches the world about important issues? That's where Luke Humphris comes in. The artist manages to present a primer on toxic masculinity that is heartfelt, sympathetic, and very, very personal. Men need to know that it is okay to feel and express things that fall outside of patriarchal norms. If you like what you see here, consider donating to Humphris' Patreon

Web comic about toxic masculinity, Luke Humphris | PATRIARCHAL SOCIETY IS HARMFUL MEN BY DENYING UNMASCULINE TRAITS AND REWARDING ANGER, VIOLENCE AND DESTRUCTIVE HABITS LEFT UNATTENDED, TOXIC MASCULINITY CAN CAUSE MEN HURT THEMSELVES OR OTHERS. LET SHOW S AFFECTED
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Adulting Memes For Anyone Who Doesn't Quite Have It All Together

Growing up and moving out on your own is probably one of the biggest shockers you can experience in life, and we're sorry to report that it doesn't get much easier as time goes on. Even nearing age 30, most of us still don't know what we want to be when we grow up. If only they'd teach you practical advice about all of this in school! Alas...

We don't have much more advice to offer you, so godspeed to you on this unfortunate lifelong adulting journey.

Funny memes and tweets about being an adult, adulting | display filled with paper cups and plates: first moved out my parents house. tweet by jenlynn Adult friendships off Wednesday and Thursday Imao im off tuesday friday
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