They refused to apologize

Everybody is allowed to have the wedding of their dreams, within reason. It's your day, so you get to do what you want. And if that means having no kids attend, then that's your prerogative. But you can't then be surprised when certain family members decline to attend. If you have a kid-free wedding, you also have to commit to it before you send the invitations out. You can't change your mind last minute. Weddings are expensive, time-consuming affairs for everyone involved, including the guests…

Don't knock what you... secretly want

No kids no problems

Everyone's competing for mom of the year

Not funny

No offense, but your unbaked baby is the last thing anyone wants to see while sipping their morning coffee.