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That really showed him!

Things were rough at the opening game for the Chicago Cubs at Wrigley Field. The stadium began a massive renovation project, but due to inclimate weather this past winter progress has been minimal. Despite all this, the Cubs insisted their field was prepared for opening day.

Cut to this weekend, where only two of the men's rooms in the entire stadium were functional. Literally thousands of fans waited in line for as long as an hour to take a leak, leading many to pee in cups, or make liquid graffiti of their names on the wall like children. Food shortages meant that many fans were left with nothing but french fries to snack on as the game progressed. 

The Cubs ended up losing their game 3-0 against the St. Louis Cardinals

Here we have the poster children for incompetent hosts. They get Hannibal Buress on the show, and then at one point go off on a tangent about Justin Bieber for several minutes while poor Buress just sits there. On top of that, they ask him fantastic questions like "did you graduate from high school?" and "is your dad disappointed in you for becoming a comedian?" Painful.

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