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Many of the viral tweets we see on Twitter are pretty predictable in their subject matter. Women roasting men. Men roasting women. Parents either complaining about their childrens' antics or making up stories about how smart they are. People of all ages complaining about the relatable agony of being alive. While these amusing tidbits are well and good, there are spicier and less predictable Twitter gems out there, just waiting to be enjoyed. While you can find many of them on the oft-offensive r/HolUp, we've carefully selected some of the best (and slightly more SFW) examples for your convenient consumption. It's not much, but it's honest work.

Missing R. Kelly's Trapped In The Closet but feeling guilty because he's a scumbag? Have no fear! Twitter user @TheeDreadGod (a true master of the Twitter 'story time') is here with what can almost be considered a real-life version of the R&B singer's series. This dramatic twitter thread is full of twists, turns, and a whole lot of pizza. If you enjoy what you read below, give @TheeDreadGod a follow. He's got loads more stories where this one came from. 

This cringey millennial couple is a reminder that we could all stand to be a little more present. Our doomed lovers became immortalized on @tattoosandbones Twitter account when he overheard a bloodcurdling scream from the apartment across from his. Turns out he had dropped his phone in a very unclean toilet. Things really devolve from there. Buckle up, it's a wild ride. 

Feeling drained and listless after the seemingly unending holiday madness? Do you not know how to get through life without a glass of champagne glistening in your hand? It's time to shake off the malaise and step back into reality. You know what helps us do that? The amusing yet slightly monotonous aid of memes. 

Finding out that a partner cheated on you is always a traumatizing experience, and that's certainly no joke. What is a joke, however, are these dank memes that make fun of dumb reasons someone may cheat, or the dumb people they cheated with.

As always, check out Know Your Meme for a more complete gallery!

After a particularly harrowing breakup, complete with bedridden depression and eyes so red from crying you should be drug-tested, people will try to comfort you by saying things like "I'm so sorry" and "Time heals all wounds." These people are absolute suckers. They should know that the only way to get over a breakup is by getting even a la Carrie Underwood or by indulging in a crap load of spiteful,sassy memes about the people who have so cruelly wasted our time. 

Yesterday was an intense day for gaming drama, and today we are reaping the very meme-y benefits. Youtube game reviewer Jared Knabenbauer was called out announcing his impending divorce from his wife, Heidi O'Ferrall. In the announcement, ProJared wrote that he hoped he and O'Ferrall could go through the process with style and grace. Unfortunately, his soon-to-be ex-wife couldn't even see the message. She had already been blocked. The reason for the blocking became clear after O'Ferrall began tweeting that her husband had been cheating on her for some time with Holly Conrad, whom O'Ferrall had considered a friend. 

Heidi's Twitter thread gets super real, going as far as to accuse ProJared of soliciting nudes from underage fans. According to Kotaku, at least 7 fans have backed up these claims. It seems the internet doesn't take kindly to creeping or cheating, and memers have been seriously sticking it ProJared. It ain't pretty, but we think he's getting what he deserves. We've included much of the drama and many of the memes below, but for more of the dirt, visit Know Your Meme.