She needs to spend more

She's worth more than that

I wear your granddad's clothes, I look incredible

Who gets rid of free coffee?

You put my love on top (ramen)

Dudes rock

"We have moonshine here. Your best chance to escape the hangover is death."

Mildly infuriating

"Their future child is not my responsibility"

Salary negotiation is one of the most challenging parts of getting a new job. It can feel tough to assert yourself and fight for what you're worth, especially when the company is lowballing you. If you can stand your ground for a better salary, it can significantly help your career and your quality of life in the long run. Unfortunately, not all companies are open to negotiating salaries, even from candidates with excellent experience. Still, companies that aren't the most accepting of negotiat…

Does she have no shame?

Don't tell the manager

Impressive

The only gift I can afford is friendship

Maybe my landlord with accept Kohl's cash this month?

Talking pay is rarely easy in the workplace. Employers generally discourage salary talk, and looking out for your people can result in accusations of “unionizing." What they're really afraid of is learning what you're worth to them as compared to your colleagues. There are downsides to these conversations - feelings can get hurt, especially when you learn that you make a lot less than a new hire after over a year of helping the company profit. Ultimately, however, knowledge is power, and it's g…