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Doctor Tries To Figure Out Where To Put A Defibrillator On A Centaur

While eating cold pizza one night, Dr. Fred Wu began to ponder something unusual: where on earth would one put a defibrillator on a centaur, should they go into cardiac arrest? He tweeted about the predicament and fellow doctors began offering their ideas on the topic. 

Below are some of the amusing responses!

Funny Twitter thread about how a doctor would deliver a defibrillator to a centaur | tweet by FredWuMD Serious question medtwitter: If show up at code, and patient is centaur who had cardiac arrest, ignoring joules question, where do think defib pads should go assuming heart is human part, or B, assuming heart is horse part?
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By Ginctm
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CENTAURICORN the galaxy's greatest warrior

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By Unknown
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YEAH somebody actually took the time to create this.

attention centaur center literalism similar sounding - 5972200192
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And really, isn't her need to be noticed kind of your fault, mama centaur? After all, you're the one who bought her that slinky, totally-not-age-appropriate pink top! - Matty Malaprop