Few things are certain in this short life. Death is inevitable, and so are taxes. The sun rises in the East and sets in the West. It's also inevitable that at any given moment, former teen heartthrob Leonardo DiCaprio is dating a woman that could easily be his daughter. While age gap discourse has become more than a little boring, it seems that Leonardo DiCaprio's dating preferences have not. Just six months ago the Oscar-winning actor was roasted, toasted, and scrutinized for breaking up with…

He's the people's princess

Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, and a shitposter whether their meme is OC. All three are going to lie to you. We always welcome a resurgence of a classic meme , and the internet's latest revival of the “never ask” meme is revealing all sorts of dark details about the backstories of famous people . The internet never forgets. We've included a bit of context for each meme to save you from going on a googling frenzy.

They're everywhere

What did he expect?

Peak nepo baby

Harley Quinn, Wolf of Wall Street, and even Barbie—she's got a meme-able character for any situation!

Pete Davidson is the new must-have in Hollywood

What were they thinking

I've known for over twenty years that Leonardo DiCaprio 's birthday is November 11th. As an aging millennial , he was the heartthrob for me. Sure, Jonathan Taylor Thomas had his moment, but Leo was a serious actor. He may be a little thiccer than when I daydreamed about our eventual (in my mind, inevitable) marriage, but the dude has got star power. And now, at the ripe old age of 48, he's also got a whole lot of meme power. Leonard DiCaprio has been a mainstay of the memeosphere for as long as…

And a poem too

Just do a lipa.

Have you check your DMs for a message from Adam Levine?

Hot take: Kourtney is the sassiest Kardashian.

The guy looks like he's constantly asking to hit your Juul, are you really that surprised that he's a cheater?

These ain't no hollaback memes.