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Never considered this!

Sweet Brown knows that much thyme ain't gonna lead to nothin' except a baaaaaaaaad case of bronchitis. - Matty Malaprop

The world is a BLARGARBLABARGL. - Matty Malaprop

Seems to me like Arnold will never get around to terminating his connection to Vista at this rate... - Matty Malaprop

And now you just look so pensive. Watson your mind, honey? Care to talk about it? - Matty Malaprop

The hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiills are aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive with the sound of... Homer? - Matty Malaprop

The last time I was on morphine, I am pretty sure I started talking to my IV drip bag as though it was Zordon, so this makes PERFECT sense to me. - Matty Malaprop

Don't let them feel you coming either, unless you're dead-set on accidentally a babies. - Matty Malaprop

Still a better character than Jar Jar. - Matty Malaprop

A moon! A moon! A-- wait, that's no moon! - Matty Malaprop

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He's kinda like Peeta, but with better hair. - Matty Malaprop

Coincidentally he landed ass-up, meaning it was in fact a moon. - Matty Malaprop

Bring it on, Stay Puft! - Matty Malaprop

OHMYGODUGUIZ I GOT IT. I AM LEGEND-AS-MUSICAL A LA DR. HORRIBLE'S SINGALONG BLOG. WE'RE ALL GONNA BE RICH PUNMASTERS. RICH! - Matty Malaprop