There's a lot of noise on the internet. Hot garbage is being funneled through the World Wide Web every day, and if you're anything like me, it's making its way to your phone and computer whether you like it or not. I am addicted to Twitter , and no matter how much it can infuriate me and make my day markedly worse, I am perpetually entertained by it. As much as I get frustrated reading poorly written r/antiwork posts about frustrated workers quitting their jobs in a blaze of glory, I always com…

Meow you doin'

Good effort, worm!

Nice things

Paw-don me

Snake is not bad.

I am just like you: I can't get through a meal without some entertainment helping me along. Sure, sometimes I eat dinner with other people, and sometimes I scarf down my meals so quickly I can't even watch a TikTok before finishing them, but when I'm alone and taking my time, I need to be distracted by something. When I'm feeling wild, I will try to eat a meal over the course of an entire episode of Frasier. Anyone who has eaten with me knows that I scarf down food like a vacuum cleaner, so spe…

All things nice

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Poor guy

Hear meowt

Cat imitates art

We've got concepts and we've got ideas

Mew

Totally purrfect

Good morning!